Mindy.. Call me when you get up!

I'm so very sleepy, but its been such a wonderful night I don't want it to end :) My legs and feet hurt something fierce, though =/ ::yawn::

It's early in the morning. ::yawn::

Went to see Rush Hour 2. Funny ass shit right there. Jackie Chan told Chris Tucker he wanted to bitchslap his ass back to Africa. Mwahahaha.

Small things amuse small minds. *cough*

Eating cake. mmmm mmm good. Dustin wake up, brent go home. Dustin well rested and thirsty.

Dustin go night night.

Someone's gonna fucking die. Trust me on this one.

I am just pissed like a raging bulldyke. I mean...well, this sucks. I'm thinking of the net and how much it sucks and how much better life would be without it...for me, anyway. My godforsaken computer is a main cause of my uncontrollable procrastination. It's horrible. And soon, everyone in the fucking town will know where my site is. I really don't want every person at my school reading my personal thoughts. I rag on my teachers all the fucking time, and now I can't do that because chances are, over ½ of them will see my site after Sunday. :( Oh well.

-hides under the bed hoping she won't get tagged-

Who's it?!?! ME Oh man I hate being it!

Tag. You're it.

That's what I said when I saw you.. I mean oops! (HEHEHE)

I have job at Sears! I just bought an outfit, if you see it it makes you think "I want to buy a $3000 TV from that guy! Man that is one sexy guy! I would like to jump his bones! I would like to partake in a wild crazy super sex fest orgy with that sexy sexy sup hot stud of a man! That guy is ..." I apologize for being so egotistical, but It's not me it's these clothes (kidding humor feel free to laugh, he hee ha ha) ERRRRRRRR g'night!

Damn! I slept in and didn't make it to my 1st or 2nd hour. Shit. :(

Oh fucking well.

My leg hurts like a sonofabitch! Which is also why it is wrapped in about 50 million things.

Wow, I actually have a job, which is weird, since I am such a fucking slacker. Hell yeah.

I am so butt ass tired right now. So I will go. But remember, Lucifer <3s U! :D

Little Bo Peep lost her sheep.

I'm blogging, I'm blogging : P I still like to be naked but it's hard to find the time now. It kinda sucks a lot of musty ass cracks!!

oh boy...

Nafoo I'm afaraid Ive been thinking. ::a dangerous past time:: I know, but that whacky old coot is Belle's father and his sanity's only so so. Now the wheels in my head have been turning, since I looked at that looney old man. I promised my self I'd be married to Belle and right now I'm evolving a plaaaaaaaaaan.. ::whispers:: would she? Think about it! Nooooo one plots like Gaston, takes cheap shots like Gaston, Plans to persecute harmless crack pots like Gaston...
and then there was turtle
booda ba

Show some love for the Crüe.... Mötley Crüe, that is!

Friday night and I need a fight // My motorcycle and a switchblade knife // Handful of grease in my hair feels right // But what I need to make me tight are // Girls, Girls, Girls // Long legs and burgundy lips // Girls // Dancin' down on Sunset Strip // Girls // Red lips, fingertips.

You all had a thing for Tommy Lee, don't you even lie.

It's hot because you're here, love. ;)

Yeah, I agree. Damnit people, blog or I am kicking your asses off.

I guess they're not proud to be naked anymore. :(

Newman is a pimp!!!!! Well, not anymore! Is it just me, or do I only see me and mindy blogging? Oh well. Today is a red construction paper day. Yes it is. Why is it so damn hot!?

Begging for your touch in the middle of the street. OH!

Brent likes to eat colored construction paper. Well not all kinds, just the orange kind.:) yummmmy. ::singing:: Body and Soul, I'm a freak, I'm a freak.::

80's punk rocker, woo!

Markelle, do you kill crickets like Arnie did in What's Eating Gilbert Grape? And then do you cry over it?

One to the two and a two to the three, why is everybody always freakin' on me?

Wooie, all next week is Spirit Week at school. They've got some pretty whacked out shit too.. Tacky Tourist, 80s Punk Rocker, Class Color (soph - orange, yeck), Spirit, and Hawaiian. Woohoo.

I like to eat crickets.

That naked dude on the left is me. Duhoy! There was a time I thought my dad was satan. I freaked out got naked and sat in a fetal position for three days then some one took a picture of me and decided to put it up on a blog It's actually pretty cool. Ya'll should check it out here. Ba dum dum, tsch. Thank you I'm here all week.

In creative writing class, I am writing a story about a bi-polar teen who wiggs out and thinks her dad is Satan...and she does all this crazy shit...but then...she kills herself. Sad, huh?

Oh yeah...

TGIF, you sonzabitches!

Bootylicious layout.



Eck, I can't believe I said that word..*vomits*. Anyways, great job,Mindykins :D



Anyways, yea, I have a test over "The Crucible" coming up soon...*heads over to sparknotes.com* blah, I don't like that book very much.. but eh, by November 8th, I will have had to hear it over and over and over until it's coming out of my mouth in my sleep. Eh, the joys of being in the fall play. *cough*.



I am going to send Markie's bday gift tomorrow! I PROMISE! :D

Uh-oh guys, I think I have a problem.

Dustin, I'm leaving you for that fine specimen of a man to your left. I'm sorry, but it has to be this way!

I'm taking a test tomorrow morning in my American Lit class over The Crucible. I am so excited. *cough* Maybe I should study?

NAAAAAAH!

Off to work on 5ilver's layout, bye!

Hey guys, here it is. The new layout for this blog. Nothing spectacular but hey, it will do for now. If you want to link to it, I made those cool little button dealies over to the left down on the column. Feel free to steal one. And for all the naked bloggers, if you didn't send in two of your favorite sites, please make sure you do. Let me know if you have an imood as well. :)

Brent, let's go shower....

YES! I do have to say, showers with Mindy are much better:)

I'll take a shower with Brent! :D I mean.... yeah. Showers are good.

Wow.. weirdness.. oh boy..

If you like pina coladas.. and getting caught in the rain... and takin showers with Brently.. and.. *a hem*.. what?! silly me. tehehee

Soap is good too

Showers are nice. They make me smell good when I smelt bad. I like showers because they are warm and because they are wet.(man does that sound bad) I like showers because they make my muscles relax. I like showers because shampoo smells good:) Ok sorry bye!

Markuhl. Hi.

Bored.

Hey guys, I have a new layout for this blog. Nothing huge and important but different and nice. :D So hopefully that will go up soon. Ok? Ok.

Yo, what's up, people? I think it should be against the law to have to go to the library on a Sunday to study, don't you? Ah, well...at least I will be prepared for CRACKPOT Shaw's history test on Tuesday. That man. GAH. *blinks*

Bye.

You guys, I am going to design something for this soon enough. Trust me. ::evil grin::

Anyway, dude. You ever been like megally tired but yet you stay up and just sit and think "I'm gonna miss something important unless I stay up and just sit and look at the computer!"? Yeah. Me too. All the time. 'Night.

All of these little fucking up-and-coming pop stars are starting to scare me. WTF?! Were are they all coming from, and who in the SHIT is signing them?!! Son...this is evil. I am gonna cry.

Hey people. I'm just hanging out...being extremely friggin' bored. Everyone is over @ Mike's, 'cept me, cuz everytime I get there I wanna come home. *sigh* But everytime I stay home, I wanna go over there. There's no happy medium. It's an endless cycle of...CRRRRRAAAAAP!

Anyway, I'm just burning a CD for Adrian(na). He is a loser. He's making me burn some techno songs and shit on this CD. Blaaaaah. ;D

Imma go listen to Jackson 5. WEEEEE!

Hello. I like to be naked, and make porn.

I think I'm going to be sick!! Will someone hold my hair back??

Oh for christ's sake who let richard in here!?! Now I have been forced to put richard and the word naked into the same sentence. No offense rich. In my never ending quest to find cool cars I came across these two interesting little articles, One is about the new Porsche 911 GT2 and a very intriguing Nissan Skyline GT-R Which is apparently only imported by MotoRex. I hope you all excuse my new found facsination with cars, but I have to vent this shit. I'm done venting now, good bye. skippiddy doo dah.

WOOHOO!! Guess who's naked NOW! oooohhh yeeeaahh.. its DUCKMAN! Half man.. half... well. duck or something. (its a long story) Greetings and salutations! *brrrr*.. i swear.. its cold in here.. honest... *shuffling feet*.. CYA

Goddamn computer. Shit.

Tired-sleep-bed-good.bye.

Once again, one of my articles was cut to make room for somebody else's shit. Jesus.

Actually, I shouldn't complain this time. My commentary was cut from this issue of the Highlight because on the teachers wrote a big letter to the editor about the tragedy on Monday. So....

*sigh*

Blah.



Down with Osama.

Today sucks. End please.

Tra la diddly da. I am bored and confused and aggravated @ the series of events going on today. Mindy and I went to the fucking gas station...and sonofabitch...there were cars in the friggin' STREETS...like, backed up into the Albertson's parking lot. Jesus. This is like Y2K all over again, man. It's unbelievable. So sad, too. :(

"Sellout with me oh yeah, Sellout with me tonight....."

Thats right! im new, and im a sellout, oh....and im naked....really naked.

Apparently....since I thanked Mindy for linking me, Ive been dubbed a sellout

by raverbashing.com and her friends. She took my link down, etc..etc..

Really quite sad. Thanks for asking me to join Mindy...im so....honored *tear*

For those that dont know me...Im Scott. My page is http://olivesepia.net/x8x

Im 42, I am divorced...and......ok no, I lied. Im also a dork...loser...geek...nerd...and

Major Chic Magnet! OH YEAH. ok..no....i lied again...

Ill stop rambling now.....later much and viva las nakedness!

-Scott

Brent, I wanna ride in it! :D

Guys, I am sick as hell. Seriously. This blows. Throat hurts. NO!

We need to do something more with this blog. Anyone want a "I AM NAKED" teeshirt? ;)

Too cold to be naked. Cold, cold, cold, and sad. :(

Hello! Brent is here. No church because Brent has no clothes. LOL. Anyway I think today I am just going to drive around town in my dads BMW. Want a ride anyone?

Where are all of you people at, damn you all to hell?! C'mon and post, you titmongers!

Tired. Bored. Go figure.

Hidy ho...I want some fucking FOOD from IHOP, people. C'moooon!

I am so pissed off. Today is Steph's birthday party. Her birthday was 3 days before mine...on Sept. 2nd. But she's having her party this weekend.

Anyway, since she goes to the rival high school (West) now, she's invited a bunch of people from West...and it really sucks because I don't know ANYONE but her, and I can't very well cling to her leg the entire day. And to top things off, she wants me to spend the night...and I really don't want to. In fact, it's not just that I don't WANT to...it's that I CAN'T...because my parents are going out of town and they want me to sleep here tonight to like, PROTECT (?) Mindy, or something. It's stupid. My mom has this total irrational fear of people breaking in...and killing us and doing shit like that. So she's like "There is no WAY I'd let you sleep over at Steph's with your sister here ALONE!" Now...that SHOULD be fine and dandy w/ me...only now Stephanie's gonna think I came up with an excuse cuz I just don't want to sleepover, and now I will never hear the end of it. *sigh* I hate this shit. I know it's not her fault, but she always asks me to spend the night at the WORST possible times. God.

Well, I'm over @ Mike's...and yeah. I am alooooone in his house. So therefore I could steal all his shit and he wouldn't know it! Nah...just joshin'. But for real, it is SO gonna rain. Damn! Oh well, it's all good I guess!

I DON'T WANT IT TO RAIN TONIGHT MOTHER FUCKER NO!

I am sooooo friggin' tired it's scary. But yet I still find time to blog. Evil, isn't it?

I was singing and dancing before you were even a tickle in your pappy's sac! ;D BEEEEOTCH.

Did someone say naked mannequins? Victoria Secret is surreal place to visit. It's like a wet dream, classy porno, and an upscale clothing store all rolled into one. Simply astounding...

I'm so fucking cold.



The overdose of hormones is making me nauseous...oh well, the lady said it would probably make me get really dizzy and not be able to walk. Hah "Can I go home? I have too many hormones". Oh well, "better sick then pregnant".



I don't want to go to school, I just wanna sleep :(

I have wet hair, dun dun dun dun dun! It smells pretty...dee dee dun dee doo.

Anyway...parents + fishing trip in mtns. = PARTAAAAAYO! Mmkay.

Haha dude, I want those two mannequins from Rave! 80's shit, right there! :D:D

Mannequins are Lucifer's playmates. They scare me. Mindy likes the 80s mannequins @ Rave in the mall. DEVIL. Evil. Death. 666.

Dustin likes naked manikins!! I do have to say that they looked good in that bra;)

Starma sucks hairy testicles sometimes. So does Blogger. Death to both. Fo' sho'.

SUCK. Sucky birthday suck suck! Boring...bored...tired...tiring.

Homework. Joy.

Haaaaaaaaaappy birthday to YOU (cha cha cha)

haaaaaaappy biiiiiiirthday to YOU!(cha cha cha)



haaaaaapppy birthday to my little lesbian sex fiend Markelleobean,(cha cha cha)



HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!(cha cha cha)





and maaaaaaaaaaany mooooooore!!!(cha cha cha)

What is up with Starma Markelle? Why is it giving you shit? Proud of me! I went and actually took parts of my test. Next week I will have to go and take 2 more.

I am so tired. I think I will go to bed now. *yawn*

Starma is back up. Hmph. Fucker.

Starma is fucked up again. Go figure.

I stayed home from school today. I got up @ 7 am though, to deliver my friggin' Highlight article to Mr. O'Brien's mailbox...and then I came home. I slept till 10:30...got up, ate breakfast, then Adrian(na) picked me up @ 11:30 and we drove around aimlessly for a while until it was time to go back to school. I went to my 3rd hour Trig class...since I really don't want to get behind in there...and now I am back home. And I am working on homework.

Go me...livin' on the edge. I rock.

Ok Brent, I fixed your URL.

Howard Stern huh? I do think his show gets really old. All I ever see on his show are strippers. But I do have to say, sometimes it is not all that bad.

Dude, I agree. He's funny at times but.... hmm, I dunno.

I want to start a UBB on 5ilver but damn, I am really wondering about it. You get a lot of dicks going on there and it blows ass. So I dunno, maybe I will take a few more hostees.

GOODBYELATEROH.

Yep...I will second that emotion. Howard Stern is a dirty, ugly, long-haired-chauvinist piece of shit. Honestly...why would any self-respecting person go on his show? I mean, this dude is even crude to CELEBRITIES. Shit. He asked Alyson Hannigan if she enjoyed anal sex. WTF is up with that? Ugh. And the people on his show are so damn annoying...his little buds that he has in the studio making fun of the guests or whatever.

Howard acts like he can get laid any time he wants with ANYONE...but the fact of the matter is, he's an old skeezy ass washed up man who has a wrinkled penis and a lifetime supply of viagra.

God I hate Howard Stern. Sometimes his show is interesting but damn.... annoying.

Dutin, that ferrari was pretty nice. But this would still kill it.

We do need tranny nights a lot. I think we all enjoyed that too much. I would wear womens clothing for a month if someone bought me this so that I could smoke Brents bloody Viper, for only four times the cost. Man!!!!! I am one sexy biatch!!!!!!

Dude, shit...we need to have "Tranny Nights" more often. Wee.

Dude. I am so sick. Someone...save me.