Hello. You are cordially invited to my ghetto sweet 16 birthday party on Saturday, September 1st. Ya know the mountain picnic/BBQ/cookout thing we're doing this Saturday? Well, apparently it's gonna double as a b-day get together thing for me since I won't be having a party, really. I might even get a ghetto cake! SCHWING! I wanted an ice cream cake but my mommy slapped my hand and said no. Damn her.

Thank sweet JESUS tomorrow is Friday! Oh lawdy, praise Allah.