Hi everyone.. Rich and I aren't going to Hannas party if you didn't notice.. we are going to chill at home and eat some chinise.. it should be fun! Hope you all have a great great happy new year! Don't party too much! Bye bye guys!

I don't blame you Brent. Save up for it. :D

I HATE my parents. I know I always complain about this but damn. I really need to get out of this house. As soon as I get another job I am going to go look for cheap apartments. I don't care how gross they are, I am out of here.

The Happy Bunny kicks ass! :D :D



Anywho, blogger hasn't been letting me on this blog, so sorry for my lack of thrilling posts ;) Bamboozle!

Hi people. In the process of getting a new domain. STAY TUNED.

Hello.. I am tired.. and I don't wanna clean... and I can't find my phone.. aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

I hope they fire me! I want to get payed for not working.

AOL sucks!

Damnit. 5ilver go bye bye.

Blogger is fucked royally up the ass as usual.

hello!

Happy Christmas, and a Merry New Year!

Merry Scary Christmas! Freddy is watching you!

Hey...Merry Christmas! I hope you all have a wonderfully spectacular day, fools!

Merry christmas everyone!!!!! We are gonna be at richards house all day today so if you wanna get ahold of us just call his cell! bye bye now! Have a great day! bye bye

Hello all. I am so bored, I figured I'd post, because I am stupid. Mmmmhmmm.

This Christmas doesn't really feel like Christmas to me. I mean, normally on Christmas Eve I am way excited and stuff...but for some reason this year, I'm not. I sorta am...just not the way I normally am. I miss how Christmas used to be for my family...when I was younger. I would go to bed at like, midnight, cuz that's all my poor little body could handle. I couldn't stay up any later because I was a lil puss. And I would get up @ like, 3-4 am and drag my parents out of bed and make them open presents, then I would stay up for the rest of the day playing with my cool toys and everything. Now my mom thinks she can fucking buy me all of these ghetto clothes from Wal-Mart. Eww.

I am way excited! Mostly because I dont' have to work. I am sleeping in damnit!

is everyone excited???

I am not dead. Mindy Returns at a theater near you on Dec. 26th, 2001. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!

Condoms! WEEEEEEEE!! :D :D

Markie.. I would just like to say thank you for the Condom bouquets!!!!! (sp) We have them displayed in our computer room!!! On the desk... it is a lovely touch you know!! Along with the "SEX... Just 2 people short of a threesome" poster!!!

its almost time for xmas!!!!!! yayaya

Flavored Condoms...

I have no clue. Its hard, because okay, we've got Christmas. Then his birthday is Jan 1st. Then our one year is Jan 3rd... ERG. I'm thinking of black roses...

Well mind.. I work on conversions.. so I would do something way different than you.. I get paid 10 /hour.. which is very nice. It really depends on where they put you.. you might get conversions you might get follow up .. either way you will be working for the billing system.. some of it can be boring but you have a really good chance of getting hired permanent.. some people work with medicare and some with medicaid.. I am converting other hospitals billing systems over to ours.. it is a really nice environment.. you get two breaks and a lunch.. you can come in anywhere from 7 am to 830 am.. you have to pick a time and stick to it.. the lastest you will work is 5.. all holidays off and it is really easy to get time off... and you will never ever work weekends.. go to appleone and apply there.. I think you have to do it online.. so you should do it and then go in and talk to them.. they can get you stuff there or at another place.. they always have openings.. they will have you take a windows test and an excell test and a typing test.. just to see where you are.. and then they will give you a job.. the only thing is if you don't get on with the hospital you might have to take little odd jobs.. which can suck.. but you can get some that are long term.. and once you work for them you have a good chance of being hired.. anyway.. that is all you have to do.. I know a temp just walked out on us today said she didn't have eenough to do .. but that was a load of crap.. so there might be an opening.. just tell them you are very interested in working at the hospital in patient accounts.. Tell them I sent you..

Get him a Baby Jesus butt plug. Mwaha. Nah...I'd say...well, I don't really know, what does he like?

One year! How much fun is that. I want it to be one year for us Mindy! I really hope you find a job you like! If you hate sykes that much I would quit. That is my advice.

Ooooo, a one year anniversary! :D I would get him something reallllly cool. I am not what he is into but for me and Brent's first year ann., we are getting each other rings. :) Oh yeah!

Hey Cassie, what exactly do you do at the Hospital? And how much do you get paid? Because I was considering it. :P

What the hell should I get Zac for our one year anniversary? I'm stuck =/

look for another one.. There is always cp.. or the hospital.. Go apply at apple one! Or any other temp agency... That is how I got my job! and I get paid more.. so yeah just get out there and look.. a new job won't find you.

Um. I really hate my job. Anyone want to give me some good advice here? :/

I AM COLD ... better put some clothes on

My favorite song... um, "They Don't Really Care About Us." by Michael Jackson. Normally it would be *N Suck, but, I like this song better. And favorite movie? OH! The Shawshank Redemption. Oh yeah, Morgan Freeman, GREAT actor!!!! But I have a feeling that Ali is going to be my new favorite.

hiiioooo.. I got a new movie!!! actually like 5 so you will have to come over and watch!

My fave song.... "The Music Sounds Better With You" by Stardust, DER! Movie.... um.... the Freddy's. Love Freddy's. :D

My favorite song right now would be anything because I fucking have no speakers or music on this damn piece of shit! My favorite movie is The Brave Little Toaster!

Right now my favorite song is "Deep" by NIN. And I would have to say that my favorite movie is Tomb Raider.

What's up, my people's?

QUESTION: What's everyone's favorite song @ the moment? How about movie?

I hate....school work, and having to do it. Mother fucking titty sucking sack of shit.

I am so fed up with school at this point. My Lord. Of course...I only have 4 more days until X-Mas break, PRAISE JESUS! Next semester I have an open block 3rd hour, which kinda blows considering I'd have to come back for 4th. Shit. I think I needa get that changed...hmmmm?

I HATE my boss. He is a perverted little man. Always looking at the girls in the kitchen and stuff. Ewww, makes me want to barf.

GOD why the FUCK do parents try to interfere and make their's kids lives better? I am sick of this mother emailing me and if you see this, fucking STOP IT!

The sheer ignorance and unintelligence of humanity.

I would change immigration laws so we wouldn't have such a problem with José and his entire fucking extended family crowding the aisles at the local Wal-Mart.

Whoa. Was that mean?

i think I have to agree with lisa.. because then you could change a million other things!

If I could change anything... It would be how much money I have in the bank. I would change it to $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 instead of what I have now.



And Mindy... You don't have to change your looks. You are great the way you are!

I'd change my looks.

hey hey.. brent.. you can move in whenever you want! they are gone..so yeah .. call us..

I hate school also. I have a question for everyone. It is stupid but hey whatever. If you could change one thing, what would it be? It can be anything and it doesn't even have to do with yourself.

I hate school. Eck eck eck. I need to get A's on most of my finals, too, to come out with a 4.0. Erck. Stress.

You are a good student though, Markie.

God damn it. Why do I need a fucking education?

I'd like to hand in my resignation right now, please.

lalalalalalala Work. bye now.

Hi.. sorry! My internet was down and I haven't been able to get onilne in a long time!!! But it works now so Yay~ bye

I am way bored, sick, and annoyed with school, people, everything! I don't think I should be feeling this way, especially around Christmas time, but F U C K T H A T S H I T ! :D

I am sick. Dying. Oooh. Anthrax.

It is way to cold to be naked! Fucking A! It is soooooo sloooooow at work! I think I am going to die if we don't get any calls. Somebody please save me from evil prodigy! It is the devil you know.

I want a job at Barnes and Noble, an evening one...I need more money, esp. to do forensics! I'll still be working after school at this ghetto hole.



Markie, I'm so mad, I wrote you a two page front and back letter and I lost it somewhere at school >= (

So. I am like, totally broke. Is that cool or what? Me being white fucking trash isn't good enough...nah...I gotta be white fucking trash with no fucking funds! FUCK THAT, man! Someone should donate $$$ to the poor...i.e. ME! Damn all of you hard workin' bitches who actually have money. I am gonna punk your cash when you least expect it. So watch your wallets, my children.

Um yea. Time for me to go. Oh yea, how is everyone?

I think a new design would be *kEwLiEz* mmkay?! And STARDUST FUCKING SUCKS COW ANUS. Maaaaan. Not even Kosher.

BUH-BYE!

Stardust is fun! Anyway I need to go. Mindy hurry home and call me!

No, just vanilla beans. ;)

Ummmmm, I am listening to Stardust, Markelle. }:D~~

Dude, I made a post onto Naked last night and it didn't work. Fuck that. I will blog again later. I will try and make something out of this blog. I want a new design.

Mindy. Did you run into any beans today?

:/ suck

What's wrong, love? :(

Suck! I really wish that I knew what to do!!!!!!! Someone help me!

Markelle, I agree. We're gonna have a get together for Brent soon so why don't we have a two in one deal? CAKE AND CHRISTMAS WEEEE!!!!

I think we should all have a little X-Mas party thing, dontchoo people?! :) It would be great good times. Fun for the whole family!

My dad let me drive...ALONE today. Mwahaha. It was exhilirating, knowing that @ any moment I could just swerve and hit a preppy or someone. LMAO. j/k...I am really not THAT psycho.

Well, I am off to do some homework, my friends.

FUCK!!

Yeah, I was sick, still feeling a little funky but :D

Geeze, is everyone sick?

I got all nauseus at school today.. god, I hate the feeling!

I agree Cassie-my-dear. :P Sickening.

Dude. Stomach. Ow.

Ummmm. SHOWER BYE!

sickness sucks my ass .. as do other things! .. or people! (EEWWW)

Hope you feel better dude.

I feel bad. :*( Sickness sucks.

Hi lo... Just wanted to say hello! I am getting ready for work and I need to go start my car so I don't freeze to death! bye all!

Hello all. I am thinking about ditching a couple of my classes this morning. We never do anything in them, anyway, and I know I will just fall asleep if I go to them. So fuck it all, right? I know I shouldn't ditch, but that little voice in the back of my head that sounds like Brent is telling me to do it. Hmm.

HEY ALL! At work, kinda bored. Man, why do you people buy Prodigy? Silly people.

Depressed is for the depressed. And that ain't no lie! HEY EARL, LOOK WHAT I PICKED UP FROM THE MARKET! Had some redneck on the phone who didn't even know what his modem was. Turns out it was his first computer and he lived in a town that didn't have an access number. Well too bad for you, time to learn how to read so you can keep busy during the winter, seeing how you cant wrestle them pigs in the winter.

depressed

I am so bored. I am downloading all kinds of mp3s...specially ones off of Rob Zombie's new album. Weeee. What's up with everyone?

just wanted to say hello! I had fun last nigh!!! Markie! send me those pics!

Dani, most people would be praising Jesus to get a day off. LOL, I know I would! But I understand the "needing money" part of it. :P

I have the goddamn hiccups and they suck! Dude, when I get them they hurt like no damn other.

Anyway, I don't like pussies. I want to link that to someone's site but I will get shit for it. :P

Fuck, my boss gave me the day off work, and I need money :(

HA! I am naked once again!

I have been cooped up inside this house forever and a day...pretty much since I got out on Tuesday for Thanksgiving Break. Hmm. What a social life I have, huh?! Oh well. I think I'm gonna try to get out and do something with Adrianna and Lisa today, praise Jesus, Mindy's ghetto Mexican lover @ Sykes.

No, you bitch Mindy! Imma CUT ON the lights, ya flamer.

Happy Thanksgiving, ya'll. Imma go now an CUT OFF the lights. ::dies of laughing at herself:: Mmmm, ok now.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Hope you all have a sweet ass day! :D Tra la la...

Hey!! Brent .. give me a call... we need to talk about junk.. Dustin said he won't move out until the 31st.. which sucks my ass but whatever.. but he said there was absolutely no way he could move out this week.. but there are other arrangements we can do or something!!! so call ME!!!! Bye bye

Because I am the only guy on this blog I guess that I should give my opinion on everything. I am not a big fan of abortion. I do think that there are certain situations where abortion would be an option. Like if the baby was going to be born into a family that would be abusive, or not healthy for the baby. Getting pregnant by accident in my opinion is not a valid reason for killing a baby. If my girlfriend was pregnant I would definitly step up and take responsibility for my actions. I would do the best I could so support the baby and try to be a good father. Of course right now would not be a good time. I still have alot of things that I need to do. But yes, if it did happen I would NOT be one of those guys that said "see ya" and then left. Cowards.

I think we should do something soon, since we might have time off work/school because of this whole turkey day shit. Of course, I can't think of anything but Mike's...but...ya know...maybe something will come to me.

I agree with Cassie. I have been very pro-choice for a long time so I strongly believe that the girl has the option to do what she wants. Personally, right now, I am not in a very good position to get pregnant, if you will. I have a lot of things I want to do before I even consider thinking about a family. College. Work. Saving my money. Moving out. I am still a baby myself, I wouldn't be able to take care of one at the moment.

If in fact if I did get pregnant, I am not sure what I would do, honestly. Abortion is a scary thing to think about. Adoption? I am not sure I could do that to my own child. So that is a stumper, I have no idea. I would DEFINITELY consider everything possible and talk to a lot of people. I don't think I could just sit there and go "Welp, let's just do this right now." It would take time. It's not like you go into the abortion clinic, have it done, and then walk away and forget about it the next day. So I would take a lot of time to think about it.

Man, that is a very touchy subject. :P

I am at work right now being a little bored. I am out of here, going to blog on your lovely site. ;)

hmm.. I would have it.. But I really want kids and I am married so I don't know if I count.. I really want kids but I don't think that is something we could afford at this point in time.. Plus we don't have any insurance right now.. but I would go to the doc and see if i was healthy and everything.. and If I was tihnking of not having it I would check out all my options and see what would be best for me to do.. Because it would be MY body and noone else should tell me what to do with it.. I'm kinda very opinionated.. and I think that you should do whatever you felt you should do.. or need to do or want to do..

What would you guys do if you or your girlfriend got pregnant?

I had fun too but I am so tired. BYE!

I had so much fun tonight! Thanks to Mindy, Brent, Adrian(na), Joe, Jarrod...and yes, even Mike. LMAO!

I gotta get off my ass and go get ready...going with Mindy to get some contact shit and a phone card since she be ghetto. Mmmkay?

I was naked today at work. But they told me to put my clothes back on. ::shrugs:: Being on phones is alot of fun. I took phone calls for 4 hours and everyone was very satisfied with me:) fun!

I dunno. All I know is that I'm going right after school to see that damn movie with Adrian(na). WEE woo HOO! Honestly, I'm not too terribly interested in it...but hey...whatever. I just wanna see it before every other fucking person in the world does and tries to tell me about it! Is that logical? ;D

What is the deal with Harry Potter? Maybe I should read the book(s) or see the movie to see what the big deal is about. Maybe not... I think it looks a little too juvenile, who knows?

Yep.. in the billing department! ... and all I have to say today is HARRY POTTER

A ghetto ho bag? ;)



I hate pedophiles.

Markie, if you are a ghetto ho, what does that make me?

Mwahaha. I am a ghetto ho...fo' sho'.

Cassie, where are you working now? The hospital?

Sorry about not posting for a couple days... I've been busy to say the least. And like all those other times I have NO time to say much, so bye!

I GOT A JOB!!!! NO MORE STARTEK!

Mindy that sounds great! I can't wait it will be lots o fun! We just have to let everyone know about it and junk.. and then pic a time to pick names..

Work is so boring! Somebody shoot me now! Not only do we have nothing to learn, but Jarron leaves all the time now because he has nothing to teach! Lord take me from this evil place! Mindy where are you! I will see you on break I think. My tummy is growling too. I need food.:)

Hey Cassie, that sounds cool. I think they should write their names and a few things they like on a card so the person who pulls it has an idea of what to get them. But I think we should just do one present. I dunno, I know everything is small and all but I am seriously broke and I know a few other people are really trying to save for things so maybe just one present before Christmas. Also, won't this be kinda hard giving it to the person without them knowing? I mean, we all see each other at Mike's, when and how are we going to get it to them without being seen? That is the one thing I am not sure about.

So .. I was talkin to my mom.. about the secret santa thing.. and she did it last year and it was really fun she said.. but she did something a little different .. so I thought I would run it past you and we can pick which way we want to do it. They took 3x5 cards and wrote on them things they liked.. so like if you liked stars or pink or something you would write that.. and then they put all the cards in and picked one out.. like out of a hat or whatever.. but they didn't get the person just one present.. they started on a date and got the person a present everyday for like 10 days.. but they only got small presents.. like maybe some candy they liked or a pen or little stuff like maybe 5 and under or 3 and under.. anyway on the last day they got a big present.. not real big.. but like 10 to 20 bucks or something.. anyway.. you didn't find out who your secret santa was until the last day.. and I think that would be way fun! but it is just an Idea.. and I know I don't have that much money so we could also just pull names out of a hat and get the person a present or we could do like above but only do it a few days.. that would be way fun! so let me know!

Haha Dani, that would be cool. :)

Anyway, I am so weak and my muscles hurt. 'Night.

-sigh- I wish I lived closer to you guys =/

Hey Cassie, I am liking your idea, majorly. That secret Santa thing. I say everyone in our group gets together and pulls out a name in a hat and buys that person a gift for Christmas. That way you don't have to worry about getting everyone something and it saves money. I say we do it!

Guys.. I am really excited about Christmas.. Like.. I just can't stand it! That it is going to take forever and junk for it to get here! I just want to decorate and do all kinds of cool junk.. We should have a secret santa!!!! or something like that! it would be great! and I think we should all get together and make xmas cookies or something! That would be lots o fun and lots of hilarious pics and stuff! anyway.. just a thought! if you want to though lets do it!

It's cool Ryan is coming this year. :D

When Sheli and her boyfriend Ryan come here for X-Mas we are gonna have to keep stocked up on the firewood, by GOD. He is so friggin' wimpy when it comes to cold weather. He thinks 70 degrees in Cali is too cold. Mwaha. ;D

Damn, it's cold in my house. I should start a fire. WARMNESS!

I love Jack Nicholson...but he's gettin' old. :( *sigh* Oh well, I think he's still got a bit of that psycho in him. "HEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!"

la di da di da!

I don't like car accidents :(

I AM SO GOD DAMNED TIRED. Watch me now. Sleep. NOW!!

doo bee doo bee dooooo...

Dude shit blah fuck. Boring now.

Blah Blah Blah. Damn I love Sykes.

I HATE LESBIANS! Well, not all, just the one that hits on my Mom. :::Jams fingers down throat and gags:::

Dumb ass Adrian is ditching this class. What a bitch. So I am stuck here ALONE with the Pinto Sasquatch...Bean Yeti! Ugh. And he smells like rotten cottage cheese.

nothing but snow flashed before my eyes

"I saw me life flash before me eyes........It was really boring" Ok so hi, hello, welcome, hola. How is everyone.....good good. Ok just wanted to say hi! OH yea, slow down in the snow children!

::pets Cassie::

I love Christmas trees! :D

I don't want to do my homework. For such a "good student" I sure do slack off a lot, don't I? Shit.

Tonight I had to friggin' stay after school for 3 hours for a stupid ass newspaper production meeting. We have one every Wednesday, and you can't leave until your story has been gone over by all the editors (which takes forever since they are always so "busy" sitting on their asses). Also, you have to do your revisions, get the story laid in (which means the layout guy who is a total fucking spaz has to actually PUT it in the computer in the layout of the page...which takes FOREVER) and finally a copy editor has to go over the story one last time. So tonight...three hours. I was so fucking pissed. I was sick and hacking up my lungs and I had to sit in that room with all of the THESPIAN drama flamboyant EVILS (!!) for three hours. And it sucked. And I'm done whining.

i am mad

I GOT A TREE!

Weird. I am talking to my Dad on AIM. What the hell is wrong with me?

My God, I want to come home!! MARKIE COME GET ME!!

My throat really hurts. PISS!

I have to read One Flew Over a Cuckoo's Nest tonight. I was 'posed to have had it done, like, LAST Monday. Oops! :)

I have a test on it tomorrow. Wee hoo! Golly gee whiddikers! How fun!

I am so mongo it scares me.

Yeah well, up your's, too, you fucking loose snatch.

Going to look at x mas stuff today! So excited.. yay..

Hope your eye feels better Mindy!

Who invented Math? I am going to kill him/her. I am pretty sure it is a him, because ALL men suck. Boo to you!

My cat is a spaz! When it comes inside it just lays down on the rug by our dinning room table and rolls around on his back like a dog. why? I don't know. And when you scratch his neck, he acts like a dog and yea it's fun times.

My. Fucking. Eye. Hurts. Like. A. Mother. BITCHER!!

Ew... Micheal....

I have fallen in love with a (virus free, honest) program that I downloaded off of analogx.com called POW! It rocks ASS, hardc0re! It closes those annoying ghetto popups for you. Mmm. My new best friend.

HEY! I am bored! OUT OF MY FREAKIN MIND! just got home from the doctor.. I have to go one more time! And then I am all done! And my back is cured! YAY FOR ME!

I am not gonna pay money for Michael's CD since I already have all the songs downloaded off of KaZaA (does it bother anyone else that it's in fucking sTiCkY cApS?!) and various places off the net. Aaah, the joys of being a freeloading asswipe.

Hmm...Mindy, you should actually let Mom go in and claim the phone. Like, go in with her and make sure she knows what she's doing. That way Dad can pay for the monthly shit and he can use it, since the phone Sheli gave him is on the fritz. That way he can give it to me when I need it. Mwahaha. Cuz you know it's all about ME in the long run, anyway.

Testes in the sac.

Hopefully moving out soon. whoohoo! Go me! Just need to figure some things out and then I will let you two know!

Woohoo I won a phone. :D

I just got the Michael Jackson CD yesterday. OH! I love it! I love Michael! SO damn sexy! (I'm retarded)

You wake up, you dirty, dirty, DIRTY girl!

I wish I were well enough to go hang @ the bowling alley with my cool fucking friends, but no. DAMN YOU ANTHRAX! ;D

No, but for real. This blows. My dad rented me movies and I was gonna watch them with him, but I'm sure he's gonna doze off during whatever one I watch with him because right now he's watching the World Series and he's already falling asleep. Fuck.

I'm baaaaaaaaaack!



Markie, I neeeeeeeed to talk to you, It looks like I'm going to be going with Zac to the forensics meet at your school....

Ugh. Bored. Tired. I need to go to Wal-Mart and get some stuff for my contacts because I am out but I don't want to. :P

".... You say you're leaving me noooow, boy. And when you're gone, what am I supposed to do? And if you wanna come back to meeee, I think you should know that I'll be lovin' youuu ...."

FELIZ CUMPLEANOS A MI MADRE!!!!

PETER PIPER PICKED a PECK of PICKLED POONS.

I am really going to bed now.

NO!!!! Don't cast your scornful shadow of HATE upon my baybee who is dead thanks to your careless indecency to have a heart and remove it from the birth canal (aka oven) correctly. Let the light of peace and justice shine through upon your blackened, heartless soul, you Peter-Piper-picked-a-peck-of-pickled-peppers-WITCH!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Wow. Trips you out, doesn't it? That goddamn MUTHA fucking GOOSE was trying to pull the wool over our eyes. The conspiracy lives on. Where's the fruit of that fairy's labor, eh?!

Dude, I don't know how much fucking leftover Halloween candy you had last night but SHIT, calm yo' ass. Your baby is fucking being torn apart by flippin' hobos that walk around Greeley with shopping carts from Safeway full of garbage. So HA!!

You saggy teta-monger! I was crying for my lost baby. Now it's lying DEAD in a trash can somewhere inside Blackjack. That's like one of those prom-mom's that puts their newborn in a dumpster. But I WANTED my baby! AND YOU TOOK it from me. My preciousssss. I am going to adopt from now on.

I will pray to St. Selena now to cherish mahbabyinheaven.

Markelle, you are so full of shit. But I have to admit I got scared, for a second I thought you were going to seriously get pissed. Aw fuck that, at least I can say I dropped a fugly pizza in Blackjack once in my life. Crusthole.

I had fun tonight. I went and hung out with Adrian(na) and we went to IHOP, caused mischief, and visited Pimp Masta Brenton @ Blackjack. *sniffle* Oh the joys of free pizzas...here today, gone tomorrow! WOE IS ME! :D

That's okay. I made THE ULTIMATE pizza tonight. It's name is Baby...well, actually, it's Baby II since someone fucking dropped my sweet, precious CHILD onto the floor and I had to clone it and rebirth my sweet.

THE SACRED HAS BEEN REBORN. FRICK YOU, Mindy the Destroyer! My child will live on to be ingested for many mornings and afternoon snacks to come!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry Mindy, no more head banging for me :(

OH yo. Mindy is home.

Lita nooooo! 80's headbanger!!!! :*(

AH HA! I figured out why I am in so much pain... I WAS DOING THE FUCKING HEAD-BANGER TOO MUCH! How could I be so dumb? I will know not to do that ever again, not matter how cool it looks!

Yeah mindy.. I will start sometime next week! That is what I had to get the pee test for .. and now I have to get some shots and crap.. the last time I had a shot I passed out! Who knows what two will do to me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dude, Lisa. Come work with me and Brent at Sykes, yo!! Markelle.... quit school and work at Sykes too! :D Just PICKIN'!!

Ok, pain.

I think I need a job too, but no place to go.

I wish I had a job. *sniffle*

Woe is me. ;D

Cassie, you're talking about working at the hospital, right? That's cool. I had a drug test too but I just had to stick a cotton thing in my mouth. :P Bleck.

Anyway, I am now here at work and I am very tired. C'mon trainer, get here so we can get started. This Dr. Pepper will not keep me awake forever. :(

I am excited for Brent to start working here! <3<3 You have no idea!!

hi.. pam.. hahaha.. I am almost free from startek!!!! I got to pee in a cup today for a drug test! I haven't ever had a drug test before..

I am free of blackjack. Well not just yet. I still have 3 days of work this week, and one or so for the next 2 weeks. Then I am free from blackjack!

Dude, that Loveland shit is crazy. Who the fuck cares, though. No offense, I love my Wildcat Family but shit, our football teams sucks hole, dude. We would have lost with or without the aiding of Pam. So screw that shit. Life is short, use the spray. ;)

'Night.

Hi. and Hi again. Hi to you! and Hi to you. I would just like to say that I am scared to death to talk to travis tomorrow!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA fucking HAH! Okay, well apparently Loveland and Greeley Central had a football game against each other, right? OH FLIPPIN' JESUS. The guys on our team were complaining the Loveland dudes' jerseys felt greasy and were hard to hold onto. So, under further examination it was discovered that the entire Loveland team had sprayed Pam cooking spray on their jerseys before the game. Therefore, it made them harder to tackle. Get it? Hah. Mmkay.

There was a thing on 9 News about it and an article on ESPN. Teeheeeeee.

Loveland High School football coach John Poovey admits his players sprayed cooking spray on their uniforms, but he says he didn't know it was against the rules.

The Colorado High School Activities Association has put Loveland on notice that it won't be able to take part in the playoffs or the 4-A championships until the issue is resolved. That means the team might not be able to defend its state title.

Poovey says he had heard that spraying the uniforms was not illegal and had been told by officials that it was not illegal. He says he didn't realize until after CHSAA took action that slickening uniforms is not allowed.

Loveland players were ordered to change into clean uniforms during Friday's game against Greeley Central after Greeley Central players complained. Loveland won the game 20-12.

Dude. Banana condoms, chocolate condoms, lemon condoms, and cherry berry condoms. Huh, Markelle? :D Here at work as usual. Ummmmm, doing nothing. Just took a "QUIZ" on the keyboard and mouse. "Right click on 'My Computer.' What happens?" It was so stupid. We are talking below basics here. So go me, I win.

Brent, you will LOVE this job! <3<3

Condoms, condoms, condoms, children! ;)

I am naked at Mindy's house!!!!! Weeeeeehaaa!

Hmmmm, I am so tired. Going to school early sucks.

What the hell is this shit that happened at the Loveland (?) / Greeley Central football game? Something about nonstick cooking spray?

No prob Dani, have fun!

I'm going to be "out of town" for the Thespian Convention Nov. 1-3...so I'm pretty sure I can't post, is that okay?

Like I said, I never saw why they were so cool to guys. Well, the two for one deal but hey.... :).

Ok goodnight!

Damn I love being naked. But it is better with company. ::winks at YOU:: Anyway back to the lesbian topic. I think they are cool shit! I don't know much about them, maybe you should ask Krista and Hannah. :P One thing is for damn sure, If I were a woman, lesbian would be the only way to go!

Alrighty. Sorry being a bitch. You people who don't blog are gone. Don't get mad. If you didn't blog here, then you should have no reason to get pissed, it wasn't that big a deal to you anyway I guess. And for the people still on? .... please blog AT LEAST every other day or I will kick you off. I don't know. Blogs aren't imporant but I want to do something with this. Bad. So blog about whatever you want or something stupid. Just do it at least every other day. Thanks.

I have a 3 page paper due tomorrow and I haven't even started it yet.



What the hell am I blogging for?

Mindy. Are you blogging from work or what fuck? I will probably be in bed by the time you get home...since, ya know...I suck like that and all. I have to be in for ELO at fucking 8 am cuz some raging bulldyke BITCH fucked up our group project and I had to burn our radio broadcast on a CD and...err. FUCK HER. I hate working in groups. Die. Death. Kill. Mmmm. Delicious.

Woohoo! So far, Dani, Markelle, and Brent will not be kicked off. C'mon, I still need Richard, Cassie, Lee, and Dustin to do something here.

Where, Brent? At Skyes?



Work fucking pisses me off. BAH.

NO MORE FREE PIZZA BRENT?! FUCK YOU! No. Not really. I will miss Blackjack but it's cool that you got a job, pinche jota. :D

MICHAEL JACKSON...the song from Free Willy. Ya know?! I LOVE THIS SHIT. Aaaaah!

Boo. I love naked. Please don't kick me off. I promise to do better!!!!!!! He he. Called sykes, they are strange strange people, but it looks like i have a job so yea!!!!!!

Goddamnit you people, blog already! I am about to kick you "dead" people off. The people who don't blog today I am booting. And don't get pissed if I kick you off because you weren't blogging anyway. I am going to start requiring a post from everyone at LEAST every other day. Seriously, I know you people are busy and shit but goddamn, we ALL get online. I know this for a fact. It's not that hard to stop by and tell us how your day went or whatever. Post sommmmething please!

DEKAN MA I.

Whassup foolios? I worked the Trilogy last night...it was pretty schweet. I think Lisa made a little boy pee his pants, seriously.

Thank God I don't have school today. But I do have some girls coming over to work on a project. Ugh. I am kinda dreading that. But oh well, it's gotta be done since it's due Tuesday. We have to recreate a WWII broadcast. Fun.

Headache pain in brain.

Eww. *shudders* Everett is so fucking sick. I am glad his ass stopped talking to me a while back. Jesus.

I am tired...like PISS tired. I went to the Triology in the mall tonight. It rocked. I also went to Higher Grounds and although I hate it there, I actually had a good time! Woo! :D

And yes. Most of the lezzies I've seen, @ least here in town, are butch women with 'staches and huge beer guts. And their hair is greasy. So. Hmm.

MINDY COME HOME TO ME NOOOOOW!

Sure you're not talking about Everett, Markie? ;)

Why do guys like lesbians but the second gay guys are mentioned, people want to barf? Man, two chicks getting it on isn't exactly something that's fun to see. Sure, you watch TV and you see two big breasted bimbos that are all silicon and legs and they're kissing and rubbing each other and guys are all HELLLL YEAH!! But dude, in real life, lesbians don't look like that. They're.... just women. And not to be mean but most of the lesbians I have seen are kinda butch or really manly. But hey.... it's your own thing.

LMFAO @ Markelle. You are crazy!

New Found Schism: FUCKING JESUS ON A FUCKING EGG BEATER!

Lesbians? Um. I know a lesbian. Her name is Guda Chubbs aka Parmesan and her thighs be like this...BAM bitch! Cottage cheese in the hizzouse! She got more cheese than fucking Velveeta. Anywhoo...she's pretty rank. No one likes her. She hangs around tattoo shops and fast food joints, moochin' off of other people and spreadin' disease. You can smell her rotten poon from exactly 15.3 feet away. I've measured.

Lesbians are all right. But I don't like them nearly as much as I like gay bois.

Well.. lets see.. I think I have a topic that might stir up some excitement.. lesbians.. why don't we all talk about lesbians..(hehe) I think that it is your own perogative (SP?) and I don't have a problem with them.. but anyway.. the thought just popped into my mind when I came here today so there you go.. have at it. night night

Oh yeah. And ANOTHER thing. He never wants to do anything with chicks. MY GOD. What the hell?! If he's invited somewhere...he passes. If he has a chance just to go chill with the chicks...no, he'd rather sit home and wank off in AOL chat rooms than have real conversations with real girls.

*huffs*

Well, fuck it. I will blog. I can't think of a friggin' costume for the Halloween party. Suck! Errrr.

Maybe the perfect costume will fall into my hands between now and Saturday. Prolly not, though.

So, there is this guy online. He bugs me to no end. Like, seriously, you cannot even BELIEVE this guy. All he does is talk about the fucking GIRLS he likes...and how they don't want him or anything. JESUS. Boo hoo mother FUCKING hoo...cry me a RIVER why dontcha?! It's like this little self-pity party that he fucking throws for himself. He won't fucking get off the god damn computer long enough to interact with girls, so how does he except them to just up and like him?! My lord. And another thing...I can't remember what it was. I'll get back to you on that one.

Well, I am out of topic ideas. I mean, I could use some but they are really broad or are just boring. And no one posts really until I tell them to so I am just going to leave it open topic for a while until I think of what to do with this site.

Hmm .. I would buy Rich and I a house.. and I would bye my Mom a house and my dad a house.. and I would buy a sweet car and pay off the insurance for years and years to come.. I would buy a sweet ass camera, and a photography shop.. and hmm.. and I would get richard a sweet ass computer.. and I would get me a sweet ass computer.. I would.. put away money for my borther's and sister's college.. and I would get them nice cars.. and I would replace my cd collection and richs.. I would plan a wonderful trip around the world for rich and I .. then we would settle at home and have kids.. with the rest of the money (if there is anything left) I would put it away and invest and junk.. and I think that is it!

I say keep it open! I can think of a few topics..

wow.. $1,000,000??! i would.. buy my wife and i a beautiful house.. not too big.. but "nice". id buy a CUTE beagal puppy dog that we could raise and love for ever and ever. i would fix the beast up right (pimped out old school). i would probably sell the duckmobile. and the bike. i would buy a school bus and pimp IT out too... (paul knows what im talkin about.. shooot yeah.. riot city all the WAY!) i would buy one of the following... (for i am not a greedy man).. bmw z3, hummer (loaded), or a viper. just one.. only one. i think thats it.. i would put the remaining amount in stocks and junk that i would hire a cool broker to manage and make more money with... im talkin enought money for my grand kids kids to have an easy time thru college... of course.. noone gets ANYTHING till im dead!! BWAHAHAH!!! ok... thats enough.

The Naked Blog is feeling blue. People rarely post on it anymore. For those of you who have been posting, thank you. And I realize everyone is busy. This blog isn't super important, I made it for fun. :)

I just need to decide what to do with it now because it's just sitting here. I'll get back to you all on this.

HELLO NAKED!!!!!!!!!

Yeah Dani, cheerleading was a lot of fun because that is what I loved to do BUT I hate the other girls who did it with me. They're are walking talking stereotypes. "Like, OMG!! Totally! Like, I'm so cute! OMG!" That's what I hated. Here I am, Miss Freddy Krueger Lovin' Cussing Site Ownin' Freak and they are drive jeeps that say PRINCESS on the back. I hate those types of girls. We had to wear a lot of stuff. And all the cool outfits we had no one else wanted to wear except me. Then there were always one or two girls on the squad who basically ran it along with their moms. It was THEIR fucking team. I HATTTTEE!!!!! IT SCARS YOU FOR LIFE!!

Ok, sorry. I will try and find a pic! :)

Mindy, what was your whole cheerleading experience like?



I was just wondering because the JV squad at school was really annoying me today :P.. like did you have to wear all these cheer shirts and your outfits and stuff almost everyday to school? Were the girls really as cliquey and snobby as they appear? Post a picture! ;)

Bleh.

One million dollars would buy me a house, an SUV (fuck a car), a restaurant for my mom, a dealership for my dad, and pay for my college. And, of course, I would put some in the bank and maybe invest some in s'more Schnauzers! Weeehooo.

Put it all in the bank, and collect some mad interest, then after a few months, buy a car, some clothes, and a house for me and my mom. :P

What would I do with a million dollars? I know this!



First thing I would do is fly my ass and all of my friends to Orlando, so we can all go to Disney World. Hell yes. And I would totally buy a butt load of clothes and shoes! And most importantly, A COMPUTER just for me!



But the thing I would want to do most with my money would be to buy out the first two rows of every *N Sync Concert on their tour. So then I could bring all of my friends (MARKELLE) with me. And I would have to have a tour bus so I could travel with all of my friends to every tour date! Oh God yes! (I have thought about this WAY too much!)



Maybe I should start buying Loto tickets?

I am kinda running out of topics here but I guess it doesn't matter. Not a lot of people post anymore. :/

Ok.... what would I do with a million dollars.... hmmmmm. I don't think I would go out and just blow it all. I would seriously put some of that shit in the bank. And if I was smart enough, I would play the stocks. But after seeing The Boiler Room, I wouldn't want my life to go straight down the drain. :/

If I had to just go and buy something immediately, I would get clothes, an apartment, and maybe give some to my mom and dad. They've paid for me my entire life. I want to return the favor. My mom wants a corvette very very badly. ;)

And for some random fun.... No sugar, No Artificial Colors, No Artificial Flavors (no wonder it tastes like shit), No Preservatives, Sodium Free, No Wheat, No Gluten, No Corn, No Soy, Yeast Free.

I will blog since no one else wants to. *hmph* Just messin'.

I wanna go to the haunted house thing @ the mall, but fuck...$10?! That is a lot of goddamn money and I am like, damn near broke here. Yaknowahmean?

I WANT CHINESE FOOD YOU FUCKER!!

Where the hell is everybody?

Hey Liter Peter. Where's my *N CEST ticket, eh you poon?! :D

My best present ever... There are a few things that stick out in my mind, but nothing huge. I enjoy the little things, pictures, cards, or just showing up is a present in itself.



I know I give good presents. This year I got one of my friends an *N Sync concert ticket for her birthday. Yeah $75 on a damn ticket, but I knew she wanted to go. The thing I will do for my friends... amazing!

I do have to say that my best present would be moving to greeley. It was hard to leave behind all my friends in Arizona, but moving here and meeting all of you was my best present. So I agree with cassie mostly. My family and friends.

Hmm.. I really don't know what my best present was.. I think it would have to be my family and my friends.. I don't know who gave them too me.. I guess it isn't really a present.. but I wouldn't be able to go on with out them! Thanks you guys...

My best present was...hmm...probably my stuffed animal Wrinkles, because he's been everywhere with me. I mean, up until really recently I took him everywhere. On out of state trips, to sleepovers, etc. He's my bitch. I love him.

I think my dogs, Lacey and Kai were two really good presents, even though they were technically for my mom. Ya know, whatever. ;D

Topic change. What was the best present you have ever gotten. I was sitting here thinking about it and I think the best was Markelle. Yep, Markelle was my present. HAHA! My parents told me they had Markelle so I wouldn't be lonely. Now, whether that is 100% true or not, I have no idea. And even though we fight more than anything, it would suck living at home alone with just my parents. :P

I changed my mind... I only love Markelle.

Oh yeah. I love camping and having to "rough" it in an RV. Now that is fun shit. I also love Mari Mari perfume. I <3 polar ice gum and horror movies. I really enjoy WRITING. Mmkay. Even though I fucking suck @ it most of the time.

I love my family, friends, *N Sync, my dog, my Grandpa's cooking, the smell of rain and all of that good shit!



I love Will Smith, Marky Mark, Bruce Willis, Trevor (not from O-Town), Morgan Freeman, Sean Patrick Thomas, Eddie Murphy, the old man off Law and Order, Gilbert Grape, Jimmy Fallon, Mike Myers, Christopher Walken (even though he scares the shit out of me), Justin Timberlake, and millions more.

I love gay people. I love the fruitiest fishnet-wearin-diva-listenin'-ricky-martin-worshippin' gay guys! Like Adrian(na).

I love Chinese food and sharp objects. And I love ballpoint pens! SHIT.

I love weekends and days where there's no school.

I love Andy Dick. I wanna habhisbabies fo' sho!

I love to hate.

Ok, new topic. Instead of I hate bla bla, it's now I love. So what do you love? I love a lot of things and people. :D I love waking up on Christmas morning and running to the tree. Hey, I still do that, ya know. ;-) I love making macaroni. I love finding money in places you wouldn't think money would hide in. I love designing. I love making people happy. I love poetry. I love Spongebob!! I love to get my car really clean. I love getting free pizzas (thanks Brent)! I love to sit late at night and look at the stars. I love the mountains. I love snow (and other times, hate it). I love drinking hot chocolate and snuggling up next to the fire when it's really cold outside. I love making smores. I love winning. I love silver. I love the holidays. I love dressing up for Halloween. I love carving pumpkins. I love cooking the seeds from the pumpkins. I love lipgloss. I love glitter. I LOVE GLITTTTTTTTER! I love Victoria's Secret perfume in Dream Angels Halo. I love money. I love the book I Am Legend. I love making my own magazines. I love my digital camera. I love nice people. I love my friends. I love roses. I love the glass rose Brent bought me. :) I LOVE ANYTHING 80's .... except for Tiffany. I love guitars. I love singing (even though you will probably never hear me sing). I love my kitties. ;) I love my phone. I love Freddy Krueger and anything else horror related. I love tuna sandwiches made with toast and mayo.

I love you!

I will make this simple. I hate stereotypes, period. People are people, and that should be it. Everyone is an individual and should not be catagorized no matter how they dress or how they look. So basically I hate people who stereotype you without knowing you!

Well you wanna know who I hate??? Stupid people.. Stupid customers that I have to put up with everyday OH MY GOD THEY ARE MORONS!!!! ARRRGGG.. Ok.. that is it.. pretty much.. hmm.. well sometimes I hate cops.. and sometimes I hate..hmmm.. everyone..maybe.. yeah sometimes.. like not my close friends or family or anything but .. just people in general.. ya know the ones who run around like chickens with their heads cut off when something bad happens or the ones who crowd around the gas stations just because a couple of buildings blew up. yeah .. those kinda people.. the ones that are paranoid.. and the ones that stocked up for Y2K.. ya know.. well anyway..I am done now

I hate fuckers. Yes. Fuckers suck.

Simply put, I hate Hypocrites! People who don't/won't compromise, and people who think they are something they aren't!

Oh boy...



First off, I hate posers. Fucking girls wearing all Abercrombine and then a spiked belt? Uh, no. People who say, "Yea, im a skater,", but have no idea how to skateboard. People saying they are punkers, but then argue that Slipknot is punk. Uh, no. I hate the thespian posers.. the ones that try to be a part of our group, but can't act worth shit and act just fucking stupid.



I hate most of the entire freshman population, too. They're all posers, and or hoochies. These girls all wear pants that are way too tight, and are the SNOBBIEST fucking people on earth.They call me and Zac ugly, without knowing our fucking NAMES, and they walk around thinking that the waters are going to part for them..well, no.



I hate people. In the hallways, I must get bumped into at least 30-40 times a day, shoved into a wall at least once, have my backpack yanked on numerous times...etc. Stupid fucking people can't walk faster then .23mph, and proceed to stand in circles (the cheerleaders are notorious for this) chatting, blocking the entire fucking hallway. The prep girls all lean against my locker and make a "chaa" noise every time I'm like "Uh, excuse me?" It's so fucking annoying, when it takes 4 and a half minutes to get from point A to point B because you have to shove past stupid people when it should take a minute.I guess thats what happens when you cram 1,834 kids in a building..but damn. Then in class, most of the people in their don't pay a half ass of attention, they're either too busy applying makeup (in which there's already WAY too much on), or bothering the hell out of those of us who are *trying* to learn something... so then, when we get an assignment, all of them flock to me, "the smart kid", and badger the shit out of me with questions like "Daaaaaaaaaaani, how do you do this?" "Daaaaani, whats the answer to numbers 12-30?". It makes me SO mad, its like if those fuckers would PAY ATTENTION then they wouldn't have to ask, now would they? I guess acting stupid is cute. -vomit- Jesus, I'm so annoyed with it, I just have started telling people the wrong answers *cackle*. Its funny when they're like "How the hell did you get an A and I failed? Like, chaaa!" and I'm trying not to laugh.



One girl got a D on her report card, while I got an A. She was whining to me about how she copies all my shit *cough* and how come shes failing? I called her an idiot, and she goes up to the teacher and says "How come I ask Dani all the answers and I secretly copy her papers and she has an A and I a D?!". I was like..bravo, pure idiotness right there. I just wish people would smarten up and get off their high horses and LEARN something. Leave us "smart kids" alone =/



I hate all these hooch 5 year olds, dressing like whores, talking on their fucking cell phones and acting all snobby, like their 5 going on 17. Yuck.



I hate all these people that claim to be Wiccan/Pagan, just because they watch "Charmed".



I hate hypocrites.



I hate rap music. ;D



I hate bad fucking drivers that pretty much run you over no matter what.



I hate the fact that you have to take the Pill at the same time, every day!



Thats enough for now ;)

Hmm. Well, honestly, I hate a lot of things. I hate people in general, and I don't say that to come across as anti-social. Well, screw it...I AM anti-social. I mean...I have a really short fuse. So people get on my effin' nerves all the damn time. Seriously. I could throw about ½ of the freshman population @ Central over a bloody cliff, and I would feel absolutely no remorse. Those bitches stand in the middle of the effin' hallways, creating HUGE HUGE HUGE traffic jams. Jesus.

I'm sorry, but I hate some of the dirty, nasty people in this god forsaken town. You all know what I'm talkin' bout, don't play dumb. I hate going in to Wal-Mart and having to run home and wash your face right away cuz of the GREASE that has PERMEATED your skin from being around all of the trash in that store. My lawd. Shit. I hate people who don't speak English and then expect US to know what the HELL they are talkin' bout. Um...no, asses. I HATE TACO BELL FOR NOT GIVING ME MY FUCKING RICE! I hate how no one there can speak a SPECK of English and they end up keeping half your order and giving you, like, one taco. I hate being so damn lazy that I won't ever go back inside to get what they didn't give me.

I hate the people at Higher Grounds. I hate the little 5 year olds that sit there and smoke and wear their Slipknot shirts and spikes and bring their skateboards and mess around and look like complete idiots. I hate people who can't friggin' drive. I hate people who pick their camel-toe wedgies. Wait, screw that, I hate people that GET camel-toes wedgies. Wear some looser pants/underwear, you sick asses!

I hate hoochies that wear tight ass pants and booty-clap (right Lisa?) to get attention from the pimps. I HATE P. DIDDY COMBS. I hate Destiny's Child and *N CEST and all of that stupid shit. I hate those friggin' stinkbug things that make your hands smell like WEIRD rotten strawberry lotion!

I hate Eminem, but I would like to bear his children. I HATE SMART PEOPLE! I don't like the majority of the thespians @ my school.

I hate boys.

I hate how the chicken quesadillas are so effin' spicy...and how my pussy white ass can't handle that! I friggin' thought the pizza corn nuts were SPICY. Damn me.

I HATE PROCRASTINATION!!

I hate haters.

I HATE YOU, HIM, THEM, IT, HER, US, ME.

Oh Mindy, here I go...



I hate people who are fat and won't admit to the fact! COVER UP YOUR ROLLS! And bathe please, no one wants to smell your rank ass no more! And for Jesus' sake, CLOSE YOUR LEGS, I seriously want to barf when the smell of yeast fills the room. Ever heard of soap? Or manners? God, I hate it when people belch in public, then on top of that, when they think it's cool to do so! I wish those people would fall off the face of the planet! And whores, I hate whores! Especially the whores who tell everyone their business and explain in great detail what they do, who they do and HOW they do it! Do you people have nothing better to do? Jesus Christ, I could go on this for hours, but I think I'll stop now.

New topic.

Ok, I hate a lot of things but lately it seems that I hate the net the most. Fucking idiot bitches like to make people's lives a living hell. Won't bug me anymore, you all suck my asshole!! FUCKKKKKK YOOOOOU!!

Wow. I sure could use some Rooty-Tooty-Fresh-N-Fruity shit over @ IHOP. With...let's seeeee...STRAWBERRIES on top, hmm? Oh, c'mon, you know you want some. Bring it.

EEERRRR$#)886 %($#@&% 5943!!!!!

I'm living a nightmare.

This is going to sound weird but, I am afraid to grow up. Like Mindy, I would much rather know what is going to happen. The thought of growing up and moving away from everything/everyone that is important to me is really scary and sad. I wish that I could stay a kid forever and never have to gow up. That and Mindy leaving me are the two things that worry me the most.



I have been lucky in the whole dream world. I haven't had a nightmare for as long as I can remember. The only thing I really remember about my nightmares were just the ones I had when I was little. The killer man chasing me and my feet seem heavy. I can't get away from him, but he never seems to catch me. ::shrugs:: Other than that I really don't have nightmares.

Shit, I dunno what my worst nightmare was/is. I guess one thing I really fear is the future. I am scared to go off to college. I am scared to stay in Greeley and live here for the rest of my fucking life, but at the same time, I'm afraid to move away from my family and friends.

I've had dreams where family members have died, and it blows. :(

Ok, changed the topic. It's now "worst nightmare" and that can be an actual nightmare you've had or something that could happen (already happened) to you in real life that would (already has) crush(ed) your world.

I can't pick one so I am just going to say a few things. One would be you going bye-bye. :*( DON'T LEAVE ME BRENT! Heh! Mindy's way attached now, isn't she? I think another "nightmare" would be growing up as a bum. I want to know what's going to happen to my life. I'm not one of those happy motherfuckers who likes to be given whatever's thrown at them. I don't like the thrill of not knowing. I want shit to be planned, even though I know it can't be that way all the time.

As far as a nightmare/dream goes, I remember dreaming about all my friends and family getting slaughtered right before my eyes. It was pretty awful. It's one of those nightmares you wake up from and you're shaky and crying and hysterical. I also had a dream that Brent got killed in a car accident when I was sitting right next to him. :( It was so beyond sad, you guys. I remember looking over at him talking, and he smiled, and then all of a sudden I see this truck coming straight towards him on the drivers side and it hit him and he like.... broke in two. ::shakes:: Not cool!! :*( Sad now.

Homecoming was fun. Today is gonna be boring though. I mean...gah...Sundays just blow in general. *sigh* I guess I could do homework today.

My best childhood memory... I have a million, and would you believe it, they all involve Mindy and Markelle. But the one that sticks out most in my mind was the time me and Mindy ran around in my front yard with trash bags over our heads. We were running into each other and all of that fun shit. Damn, those were the days!

I still take "free to 12 and under" cookies from grocery stores ;D





I wish I knew you guys.. .im only an hour or 2 away ?? lol.

Oh man, Markelle! I forgot about some of that stuff! :*( Yeah, we used to have a blast doing that crap! God. I say when we can and when everyone else can.... we have a GIANT ass sleepover. I am talking like everyone piles in a room and YEAH! That would rock so much! Hey Lisa, when your parents leave, can me and Marko stay over? Man, that would be AWESOME!!!!

Damn, I remember getting free cookies from Toddy's. You had to be like 12 or 13 or younger but I got them anyway. :D

I also remember when I was "grounded" and I couldn't do anything, Lisa would run over and give notes to me through my window. And I'd write her back, call her, and then she'd come back over and get it. Hahahaha!!

Oh yeah...favorite childhood memory...

DEFINITELY the same as Mindy! I loved being retarded with Lisa and Mindy during the summers. We'd have sleepovers and play Colored Egg and all of these stupid ass games that were TOTALLY fun! :D

We'd stay outside until all hours of the night (which was actually usually only until, like, 10 pm) and play in the street...draw on it with chalk, and hang out doing nothing. Member when we used to twirl around in the fucking front yard until we'd get so dizzy we'd collapse in a heap?! That was ghetto ass fun shit!

We used to bring out the radio in the driveway and play Castle Kelly and dance...or groove out to Ace of Base and Bone Thugs. SHIT YEAH! We'd go to the pool and always get that cool ass taffy shit from the concession stand!

We'd sled down Cottonwood Park's hills (ghetto) and even down the STREET on our friggin' coats! ;D Then we'd go home and drink hot chocolate and all of that good shit.

More recently, we'd throw water filled condoms off of my backporch. Damn, those things are durable. Go figure.

I remember choir concerts and school events. Solos and shit! And pogo sticks! Trampolining in Ryan's backyard, always trying to "sky" people! Haha!

I remember free cookies @ Toddy's and dumpster diving...and GUTTER WATER and all of that fucking cool ass shit!

I miss those days so bad! We have to do s'more of that shit this next summer!

*sighs* Childhood memories. Okay, I'm sad now!

Homecoming tonight. Woo woo! :D

Ghetto.

Sometimes when I shower I like to sing real loud and pretend I am a good singer person. This one time, in the shower, I was singing, and I slipped and I broke my mic.:( Then everyone in the croud laughed at me. It made me sad. Don't ask. I don't know!



Childhood memory eh? Well.... Mine would just have to be being younger in Arizona, and we used to have ALL the kids on the block come over and play basketball. That is all we did 24/7. I miss those days! That and living in the same city as all of my family. We all used to live in Mesa Arizona, and I always got to see my cousins and now they live all over the United states..

Hmm... I'd have to say elementary school. I had so much fun doing backflips off the swings at recess (until some stupid 3rd grader tried it and twisted her ankle and got it banned) and playing on the Worm until they got rid of it and Outdoor Lab and all that fun stuff.



Maybe thats all why I still love playgrounds.

Alrighty, I changed the topic. It's now favorite childhood memory. I think my favorite was when Markelle, Lisa, and I would run around our neighborhood when we were younger and just have fun. Stay out late during the summer. Ride our bikes to 7-11. Play hide and seek in our neighbors yard. Water balloons. LOLLY'S DUMPSTER! Wahahahahaha!! We seriously rock! I wish we could still do that stuff. :*(

Ok I will try this again. The best day was the day you walked into my life. I can't say what the worst day was, It is kind of personal. Sorry.

My God. The net.... it's SO FUCKING BORING!! I mean, I get on, check my mail, blog, answer people's guestbook entries, and that's pretty much it. Today I was so damn bored that I just sat online doing whatever I could. Damn it blew. I ran out of shit to do quick! And I want to redesign so bad but everything I have made so far is like.... ok. Yeah. ::trash::

Sorry, I know I'm not on the topic but I already posted about my worst and best day. I am just hella bored right now. I think I will do and update some shit on 5ilver (even though I am DAMN tired of it) and then go and read up on what my new checking account has to offer me. :D

The Best day of my Life: Probably when I met Mindy and Markelle. I couldn't have better friends than them. :)



The Worst day of my Life: When I found out my Grandma had Cancer. :(

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE: I dunno. Don't really have a certain DAY or whatever, but I guess this past summer was fun, with all of the um...*cough* ahem ACTIVITIES my friends and I did. And the very end of school last year. Last year as a whole was pretty damn schweet. Oh, and also...when I went to California and shit that one summer. FUCK yeah.

WORST DAY OF MY LIFE: When I found out Kurt Loder was gay.

*cries*

Hey, off subject really quick. If you're bored and need a new shirt, tank top, pair of boxers, mousepad, mug, hat, or bag.... then I suggest you pick one up.... NAKED STYLE!! ;) It's our new store!

I would have to say that the one of the best days of my life was graduation day. I was so happy that I actually made it and I didn't have to go to school ever again if that’s what I decided to do. The other best days were the ones I realized I was in love and the night we all slept over at Mike's. I know that sounds gay but it really was one of the happiest days of my life.

On the other hand, I've had plenty of bad days too. Nothing dramatic happens I just have REALLY super bad days and it sucks. But I haven't had one in a while and I am grateful. I love you Dustin!

P.S. Sorry I haven’t been posting here. I’ll try and get my ass in gear and blog more often.

That is a HARD question. I can't really pick out a best or a worst day of my life, theres been some bad things and some good, but nothing *spectacularly* out of the range. So, I have no comment :P

The best day of my life. Yes, that is easy. It was with YOU, honeypoo! Hahaha, ok yes, laugh at Mindy because she is supreme dorkus. ::bows::

Worst day. Oh shit. Yeah, that is a hard question. I guess I can't remember EXACTLY what I was feeling but I think it was the day I found out my mom had breast cancer. I was at my Aunt's and I remember they called and told us and I couldn't even finish my friggin' homework. I couldn't think. I was in like 6th grade but I remember thinking anything with the word "cancer" in it is automatically bad. :*(

I've had a lot of shit come close though. I wish I had more good than bad. I could lock myself in my room and block out the world and I would be "neutral," I guess. And then I wouldn't have to worry about shitty days where killing someone would be a great solution. But then again, I would be bored. And lonely. And sad times. ::sniffs::

Well that is an easy one! They day I got married. It was the most wonerful day of my life! And Ever since then it just keeps getting better!... Hmm I really don't know what the worst day of my life was. I have a few that are runners up but. hmm.. they kinda don't matter anymore when you consider the best day of my life. So.. hmm.. I would have to say...well there isn't really one day. But I think it is the worst when someone in my family is having problems... when they are hurt or when they are in trouble. And the runner up to that was the day before my wedding at my rehersal dinner. HOLY SHIT.. I have never been so frustrated in my life!

Hey all, I am really amazed how people are responding to this now! WEE!

Ok, I know this topic has been used before but maybe it will really start some cool interaction. The topic now is "best and worst day of your life." So far, that is. I am going to post about it later. If I start on it now, I will be late for work. Adios mis amigos.

Just imagine getting up in front of the entire class in khaki pants, with your entire ass and splotches of the back of your thigh soaked in blood. Now THAT bites.

gotta point there.. poppin' wood at the thanksgiving table bites the big one. :-\

I am so glad I don't wear makeup. I just take a shower at night, wake up in the morning at 6:30, spend 5 minutes getting dressed, 5 minutes washing my face and brushing my teeth, 5 minutes curling the ends of my hair, and then I just put on deodorant and some perfume and slack off until I leave at 7. Sometimes, I might put on a light bit of silver eyeshadow, or some loose glitter, but its rare.

WOW. People are POSTING?! Shit yeah! :D

I agree. I think guys have it easier. I mean, sure, they are supposed to be all macho and tough and all of that bullshit, but hey, that's the role society has confined males to, right?

Girls, on the other hand, get the short ass end of the stick. I mean shit...like everyone's said, all of the cramps, bloating, pregnancy, morning sickness, moodiness, etc.

Girls who play hard to get are labeled bitches. Girls who are willing are sluts. Guys who are hard to get = suave. Guys who are willing = players. Guys are praised and glorified for having lots of female partners. Girls aren't. They are whores, sluts, tramps, etc.

Guys don't have to wear makeup, do their hair, wonder if their butt looks too big, etc. They don't have to go through an entire beauty regiment to "glam up" for girls. I mean shit, hop in the shower, towel dry your hair, (preferably) brush your teeth and put on deodorant and cologne, and it's out the door. Girls = eyeliner, mascara, eyeshadow, concealer, foundation, lipliner, lipstick, lipgloss, etc. And the HAIR products most girls use! Fuck. The money spent to buy them is enough to bring a small country out of poverty! The gel, the gloss, the anti-frizz serum. Mother of LAWD save us all!

Guys don't have to shave anything but their face and even THAT is optional!

Guys can sweat and it's supposed to be considered sexy and manly and just part of what guys do. Girls sweat and it's unattractive and gross.

OH YEAH, and girls have to fucking put up with the stereotype of being weak and psycho. I mean...women are seen as nagging, evil, whiney beings. Wait...nevermind, we pretty much are. Scratch that.

I guess one of the worst things about being a chick is having to move ahead in a TYPICALLY male-dominated society. I mean, yeah yeah, we are all equal supposedly, but I think there's still lotsa shit women have to go through in the workplace and shit like that. It's hardc0re ghetto!

More women are raped and abused either physically or mentally than males in relationships. Most of the offenders are male, as well. Girls are rarely ever the offenders in sexual assault cases.

Okay. That was my little rant/insane ramble.

P.S. Guys have it semi-bad. I mean, spontaneously popping wood? Gotta suck. What if that shit happens @ the dinner table during THANKSGIVING dinner?! Mwahahahahahahaha. I laugh in all of the males' general directions. Oh yeah...hahaha. And most girls can get away with being into "guy things" without being called butch or lesbians. We can be into cars, and guys think it's cool. We can love sports, and we can wear baggy, guyish clothes, and nothing much is ever said, but as soon as a guy gets into knitting or Martha Stewart...forget it. He's automatically a fruit. And besides, lesbians are seen as "cool" and gay men are seen as disgusting and an abomination of nature. :( Sad times.

Aw, now this is more like it. Markelle, we need to make weekly discussions for people!

Nice answers, people! I am impressed with your thinking. I am going to sit down and write a list of questions we can go over each week. In fact, I will make it part of the layout. :)

I am a guy, but...... I am going to have to agree with the girls on this one. Guys do go through the whole voice changing thing, but lucky for me my voice never cracked. But yes, bleeding and having cramps is way worse than just being embarrassed.

I personally NEVER want children. I would be such a whiny sack of horseshit during the pregnancy, I'd probably go into cardiac arrest during birth, and I would be such an impatient, rude, bitchy mom that yea. No babies for Dani, and If I do, one day, say I want one and plan to get pregnant, Markie, will you please push me down a long flight of stairs?

Guys. They dont have cramps, bleeding, tenderness, vaginal itching, pregnancy, social pressures to be thin and to look pretty and all that shit, they don't have to wear bras, etcetera.



I personally don't trust anything that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die.

Please forgive me, Oh Mistress of the Blog! now.. back on subject.... girls have it WAY easier! you think cramps are bad? try going for months (years in some cases) not knowing if you're going to sound like Barry White or Steve Erkell!! talk about emBARassing! that and the fact that guys have to puff themselves up and try to be all buff to get "females" to notice them (unless your lucky) and all girls have to do to have a guy "interested" in them is.. well.. show up! wow.. was that sexist. but hey.. thats the way the cookie crook crumbles! err.. something like that. girls can just hang and be real and share emotions and junk and guys have to hide all trace of emotion. criing in public?.. big no no. deep conversation about feelings?... few and far between. showing an interest in interior design?!.. whoa.. you better move to canada. see? no fair at all.. girls have it WAY easier. pregnancy? shoot. you might complain cuz its SO painful. but to have the amazing ability to bring life into the world. to pass on part of your body (and someone else's, obviously) into something that will live and grow and learn and love and call you "papa" or "mama". i imagine the feeling of being a father and having the person you love and care for more than anything in the world bring a little part of you into the world would be so unbelieveable.. that to be able to actually be the one who BRINGS that little person into the world would be simply miraculous.
the cramps thing i could live without though.

Oh hey, P.S. This is supposed to be a group blog and I am going to kick about four of you off soon for not doing anything. I know everyone is "busy" or whatever but come on, how long does it take to post something? A few seconds.

Guys definitely have it easier. I could get into the whole "period, pregnant, cramps, PMS" discussion but it would kind of be a waste because we've all heard it before. Yeah, I think guys do. But then again, the whole voice cracking shit really sucks for them. I still know guys my age and older who sound like they haven't gotten out of puberty yet.

What's up, my bitches?

QUESTION TIME: Who has it easier, guys or girls?

Age old question. Cheesy, I fucking know, but oh well, deal with it. I'm trying to stimulate conversation here, cuz it's been kinda dead, in case you've been under a rock and haven't noticed.

Everyone IM MellowDiv and tell him/her that they are a fruity son of a cock, mmkay?

Sleep. Oh my goosy lucy, I want sleep.

I am so bored! God help me!!!!!

sleep....What is that??

In the event of ah earthquake, please remain calm and seek shelter in th' nearest collapsing acrchitectural structure. Shibby ee dibbiddy da who? and then there was cake.

*yawn*

Mindy.. Call me when you get up!

I'm so very sleepy, but its been such a wonderful night I don't want it to end :) My legs and feet hurt something fierce, though =/ ::yawn::

It's early in the morning. ::yawn::

Went to see Rush Hour 2. Funny ass shit right there. Jackie Chan told Chris Tucker he wanted to bitchslap his ass back to Africa. Mwahahaha.

Small things amuse small minds. *cough*

Eating cake. mmmm mmm good. Dustin wake up, brent go home. Dustin well rested and thirsty.

Dustin go night night.

Someone's gonna fucking die. Trust me on this one.

I am just pissed like a raging bulldyke. I mean...well, this sucks. I'm thinking of the net and how much it sucks and how much better life would be without it...for me, anyway. My godforsaken computer is a main cause of my uncontrollable procrastination. It's horrible. And soon, everyone in the fucking town will know where my site is. I really don't want every person at my school reading my personal thoughts. I rag on my teachers all the fucking time, and now I can't do that because chances are, over ½ of them will see my site after Sunday. :( Oh well.

-hides under the bed hoping she won't get tagged-

Who's it?!?! ME Oh man I hate being it!

Tag. You're it.

That's what I said when I saw you.. I mean oops! (HEHEHE)

I have job at Sears! I just bought an outfit, if you see it it makes you think "I want to buy a $3000 TV from that guy! Man that is one sexy guy! I would like to jump his bones! I would like to partake in a wild crazy super sex fest orgy with that sexy sexy sup hot stud of a man! That guy is ..." I apologize for being so egotistical, but It's not me it's these clothes (kidding humor feel free to laugh, he hee ha ha) ERRRRRRRR g'night!

Damn! I slept in and didn't make it to my 1st or 2nd hour. Shit. :(

Oh fucking well.

My leg hurts like a sonofabitch! Which is also why it is wrapped in about 50 million things.

Wow, I actually have a job, which is weird, since I am such a fucking slacker. Hell yeah.

I am so butt ass tired right now. So I will go. But remember, Lucifer <3s U! :D

Little Bo Peep lost her sheep.

I'm blogging, I'm blogging : P I still like to be naked but it's hard to find the time now. It kinda sucks a lot of musty ass cracks!!

oh boy...

Nafoo I'm afaraid Ive been thinking. ::a dangerous past time:: I know, but that whacky old coot is Belle's father and his sanity's only so so. Now the wheels in my head have been turning, since I looked at that looney old man. I promised my self I'd be married to Belle and right now I'm evolving a plaaaaaaaaaan.. ::whispers:: would she? Think about it! Nooooo one plots like Gaston, takes cheap shots like Gaston, Plans to persecute harmless crack pots like Gaston...
and then there was turtle
booda ba

Show some love for the Crüe.... Mötley Crüe, that is!

Friday night and I need a fight // My motorcycle and a switchblade knife // Handful of grease in my hair feels right // But what I need to make me tight are // Girls, Girls, Girls // Long legs and burgundy lips // Girls // Dancin' down on Sunset Strip // Girls // Red lips, fingertips.

You all had a thing for Tommy Lee, don't you even lie.

It's hot because you're here, love. ;)

Yeah, I agree. Damnit people, blog or I am kicking your asses off.

I guess they're not proud to be naked anymore. :(

Newman is a pimp!!!!! Well, not anymore! Is it just me, or do I only see me and mindy blogging? Oh well. Today is a red construction paper day. Yes it is. Why is it so damn hot!?

Begging for your touch in the middle of the street. OH!

Brent likes to eat colored construction paper. Well not all kinds, just the orange kind.:) yummmmy. ::singing:: Body and Soul, I'm a freak, I'm a freak.::

80's punk rocker, woo!

Markelle, do you kill crickets like Arnie did in What's Eating Gilbert Grape? And then do you cry over it?

One to the two and a two to the three, why is everybody always freakin' on me?

Wooie, all next week is Spirit Week at school. They've got some pretty whacked out shit too.. Tacky Tourist, 80s Punk Rocker, Class Color (soph - orange, yeck), Spirit, and Hawaiian. Woohoo.

I like to eat crickets.

That naked dude on the left is me. Duhoy! There was a time I thought my dad was satan. I freaked out got naked and sat in a fetal position for three days then some one took a picture of me and decided to put it up on a blog It's actually pretty cool. Ya'll should check it out here. Ba dum dum, tsch. Thank you I'm here all week.

In creative writing class, I am writing a story about a bi-polar teen who wiggs out and thinks her dad is Satan...and she does all this crazy shit...but then...she kills herself. Sad, huh?

Oh yeah...

TGIF, you sonzabitches!

Bootylicious layout.



Eck, I can't believe I said that word..*vomits*. Anyways, great job,Mindykins :D



Anyways, yea, I have a test over "The Crucible" coming up soon...*heads over to sparknotes.com* blah, I don't like that book very much.. but eh, by November 8th, I will have had to hear it over and over and over until it's coming out of my mouth in my sleep. Eh, the joys of being in the fall play. *cough*.



I am going to send Markie's bday gift tomorrow! I PROMISE! :D

Uh-oh guys, I think I have a problem.

Dustin, I'm leaving you for that fine specimen of a man to your left. I'm sorry, but it has to be this way!

I'm taking a test tomorrow morning in my American Lit class over The Crucible. I am so excited. *cough* Maybe I should study?

NAAAAAAH!

Off to work on 5ilver's layout, bye!

Hey guys, here it is. The new layout for this blog. Nothing spectacular but hey, it will do for now. If you want to link to it, I made those cool little button dealies over to the left down on the column. Feel free to steal one. And for all the naked bloggers, if you didn't send in two of your favorite sites, please make sure you do. Let me know if you have an imood as well. :)

Brent, let's go shower....

YES! I do have to say, showers with Mindy are much better:)

I'll take a shower with Brent! :D I mean.... yeah. Showers are good.

Wow.. weirdness.. oh boy..

If you like pina coladas.. and getting caught in the rain... and takin showers with Brently.. and.. *a hem*.. what?! silly me. tehehee

Soap is good too

Showers are nice. They make me smell good when I smelt bad. I like showers because they are warm and because they are wet.(man does that sound bad) I like showers because they make my muscles relax. I like showers because shampoo smells good:) Ok sorry bye!

Markuhl. Hi.

Bored.

Hey guys, I have a new layout for this blog. Nothing huge and important but different and nice. :D So hopefully that will go up soon. Ok? Ok.

Yo, what's up, people? I think it should be against the law to have to go to the library on a Sunday to study, don't you? Ah, well...at least I will be prepared for CRACKPOT Shaw's history test on Tuesday. That man. GAH. *blinks*

Bye.

You guys, I am going to design something for this soon enough. Trust me. ::evil grin::

Anyway, dude. You ever been like megally tired but yet you stay up and just sit and think "I'm gonna miss something important unless I stay up and just sit and look at the computer!"? Yeah. Me too. All the time. 'Night.

All of these little fucking up-and-coming pop stars are starting to scare me. WTF?! Were are they all coming from, and who in the SHIT is signing them?!! Son...this is evil. I am gonna cry.

Hey people. I'm just hanging out...being extremely friggin' bored. Everyone is over @ Mike's, 'cept me, cuz everytime I get there I wanna come home. *sigh* But everytime I stay home, I wanna go over there. There's no happy medium. It's an endless cycle of...CRRRRRAAAAAP!

Anyway, I'm just burning a CD for Adrian(na). He is a loser. He's making me burn some techno songs and shit on this CD. Blaaaaah. ;D

Imma go listen to Jackson 5. WEEEEE!

Hello. I like to be naked, and make porn.

I think I'm going to be sick!! Will someone hold my hair back??

Oh for christ's sake who let richard in here!?! Now I have been forced to put richard and the word naked into the same sentence. No offense rich. In my never ending quest to find cool cars I came across these two interesting little articles, One is about the new Porsche 911 GT2 and a very intriguing Nissan Skyline GT-R Which is apparently only imported by MotoRex. I hope you all excuse my new found facsination with cars, but I have to vent this shit. I'm done venting now, good bye. skippiddy doo dah.

WOOHOO!! Guess who's naked NOW! oooohhh yeeeaahh.. its DUCKMAN! Half man.. half... well. duck or something. (its a long story) Greetings and salutations! *brrrr*.. i swear.. its cold in here.. honest... *shuffling feet*.. CYA

Goddamn computer. Shit.

Tired-sleep-bed-good.bye.

Once again, one of my articles was cut to make room for somebody else's shit. Jesus.

Actually, I shouldn't complain this time. My commentary was cut from this issue of the Highlight because on the teachers wrote a big letter to the editor about the tragedy on Monday. So....

*sigh*

Blah.



Down with Osama.

Today sucks. End please.

Tra la diddly da. I am bored and confused and aggravated @ the series of events going on today. Mindy and I went to the fucking gas station...and sonofabitch...there were cars in the friggin' STREETS...like, backed up into the Albertson's parking lot. Jesus. This is like Y2K all over again, man. It's unbelievable. So sad, too. :(

"Sellout with me oh yeah, Sellout with me tonight....."

Thats right! im new, and im a sellout, oh....and im naked....really naked.

Apparently....since I thanked Mindy for linking me, Ive been dubbed a sellout

by raverbashing.com and her friends. She took my link down, etc..etc..

Really quite sad. Thanks for asking me to join Mindy...im so....honored *tear*

For those that dont know me...Im Scott. My page is http://olivesepia.net/x8x

Im 42, I am divorced...and......ok no, I lied. Im also a dork...loser...geek...nerd...and

Major Chic Magnet! OH YEAH. ok..no....i lied again...

Ill stop rambling now.....later much and viva las nakedness!

-Scott

Brent, I wanna ride in it! :D

Guys, I am sick as hell. Seriously. This blows. Throat hurts. NO!

We need to do something more with this blog. Anyone want a "I AM NAKED" teeshirt? ;)

Too cold to be naked. Cold, cold, cold, and sad. :(

Hello! Brent is here. No church because Brent has no clothes. LOL. Anyway I think today I am just going to drive around town in my dads BMW. Want a ride anyone?

Where are all of you people at, damn you all to hell?! C'mon and post, you titmongers!

Tired. Bored. Go figure.

Hidy ho...I want some fucking FOOD from IHOP, people. C'moooon!

I am so pissed off. Today is Steph's birthday party. Her birthday was 3 days before mine...on Sept. 2nd. But she's having her party this weekend.

Anyway, since she goes to the rival high school (West) now, she's invited a bunch of people from West...and it really sucks because I don't know ANYONE but her, and I can't very well cling to her leg the entire day. And to top things off, she wants me to spend the night...and I really don't want to. In fact, it's not just that I don't WANT to...it's that I CAN'T...because my parents are going out of town and they want me to sleep here tonight to like, PROTECT (?) Mindy, or something. It's stupid. My mom has this total irrational fear of people breaking in...and killing us and doing shit like that. So she's like "There is no WAY I'd let you sleep over at Steph's with your sister here ALONE!" Now...that SHOULD be fine and dandy w/ me...only now Stephanie's gonna think I came up with an excuse cuz I just don't want to sleepover, and now I will never hear the end of it. *sigh* I hate this shit. I know it's not her fault, but she always asks me to spend the night at the WORST possible times. God.

Well, I'm over @ Mike's...and yeah. I am alooooone in his house. So therefore I could steal all his shit and he wouldn't know it! Nah...just joshin'. But for real, it is SO gonna rain. Damn! Oh well, it's all good I guess!

I DON'T WANT IT TO RAIN TONIGHT MOTHER FUCKER NO!

I am sooooo friggin' tired it's scary. But yet I still find time to blog. Evil, isn't it?

I was singing and dancing before you were even a tickle in your pappy's sac! ;D BEEEEOTCH.

Did someone say naked mannequins? Victoria Secret is surreal place to visit. It's like a wet dream, classy porno, and an upscale clothing store all rolled into one. Simply astounding...

I'm so fucking cold.



The overdose of hormones is making me nauseous...oh well, the lady said it would probably make me get really dizzy and not be able to walk. Hah "Can I go home? I have too many hormones". Oh well, "better sick then pregnant".



I don't want to go to school, I just wanna sleep :(

I have wet hair, dun dun dun dun dun! It smells pretty...dee dee dun dee doo.

Anyway...parents + fishing trip in mtns. = PARTAAAAAYO! Mmkay.

Haha dude, I want those two mannequins from Rave! 80's shit, right there! :D:D

Mannequins are Lucifer's playmates. They scare me. Mindy likes the 80s mannequins @ Rave in the mall. DEVIL. Evil. Death. 666.

Dustin likes naked manikins!! I do have to say that they looked good in that bra;)

Starma sucks hairy testicles sometimes. So does Blogger. Death to both. Fo' sho'.

SUCK. Sucky birthday suck suck! Boring...bored...tired...tiring.

Homework. Joy.

Haaaaaaaaaappy birthday to YOU (cha cha cha)

haaaaaaappy biiiiiiirthday to YOU!(cha cha cha)



haaaaaapppy birthday to my little lesbian sex fiend Markelleobean,(cha cha cha)



HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!(cha cha cha)





and maaaaaaaaaaany mooooooore!!!(cha cha cha)

What is up with Starma Markelle? Why is it giving you shit? Proud of me! I went and actually took parts of my test. Next week I will have to go and take 2 more.

I am so tired. I think I will go to bed now. *yawn*

Starma is back up. Hmph. Fucker.

Starma is fucked up again. Go figure.

I stayed home from school today. I got up @ 7 am though, to deliver my friggin' Highlight article to Mr. O'Brien's mailbox...and then I came home. I slept till 10:30...got up, ate breakfast, then Adrian(na) picked me up @ 11:30 and we drove around aimlessly for a while until it was time to go back to school. I went to my 3rd hour Trig class...since I really don't want to get behind in there...and now I am back home. And I am working on homework.

Go me...livin' on the edge. I rock.

Ok Brent, I fixed your URL.

Howard Stern huh? I do think his show gets really old. All I ever see on his show are strippers. But I do have to say, sometimes it is not all that bad.

Dude, I agree. He's funny at times but.... hmm, I dunno.

I want to start a UBB on 5ilver but damn, I am really wondering about it. You get a lot of dicks going on there and it blows ass. So I dunno, maybe I will take a few more hostees.

GOODBYELATEROH.

Yep...I will second that emotion. Howard Stern is a dirty, ugly, long-haired-chauvinist piece of shit. Honestly...why would any self-respecting person go on his show? I mean, this dude is even crude to CELEBRITIES. Shit. He asked Alyson Hannigan if she enjoyed anal sex. WTF is up with that? Ugh. And the people on his show are so damn annoying...his little buds that he has in the studio making fun of the guests or whatever.

Howard acts like he can get laid any time he wants with ANYONE...but the fact of the matter is, he's an old skeezy ass washed up man who has a wrinkled penis and a lifetime supply of viagra.

God I hate Howard Stern. Sometimes his show is interesting but damn.... annoying.

Dutin, that ferrari was pretty nice. But this would still kill it.

We do need tranny nights a lot. I think we all enjoyed that too much. I would wear womens clothing for a month if someone bought me this so that I could smoke Brents bloody Viper, for only four times the cost. Man!!!!! I am one sexy biatch!!!!!!

Dude, shit...we need to have "Tranny Nights" more often. Wee.

Dude. I am so sick. Someone...save me.

Get in da ghetto, yo.

I WANNA GO GOD DAMNIT! :( :(



My mom acually said shed drive me all the way up there too *sniffle* god damn work.

Hello. You are cordially invited to my ghetto sweet 16 birthday party on Saturday, September 1st. Ya know the mountain picnic/BBQ/cookout thing we're doing this Saturday? Well, apparently it's gonna double as a b-day get together thing for me since I won't be having a party, really. I might even get a ghetto cake! SCHWING! I wanted an ice cream cake but my mommy slapped my hand and said no. Damn her.

Thank sweet JESUS tomorrow is Friday! Oh lawdy, praise Allah.

GUESS WHAT GUYS?!!!

I have made myself learned about cars! Mmkay. So guess what? I think MY ghetto cars would kick major ass...I want to drive them to school.

And's that's all I have to say about that...

I'm tired so that is all I know.

Let's not talk about cars. Let's talk about pretty underwear. I think it's about time for a field trip for all of us to Victoria's Secret. Whaddayasay? Brent.... Dustin.... up for it?

Hey, Cars are cool. Everything is about cars to some extent, It could be worse, If Brent and I knew what we were talking about this would be a lot more intense. Count you blessings that I know as little about them as I do.

*wonders when this became about cars* I hate cars. Death to all!

Okay, granted the Viper would smoke the Ferrari, But two points need to be brought up first that Viper is not a production car, and second it's a Dodge, and American cars suck harcore ASS. When I hear the name Ferrari I think glamour and ritz and Rico Suave. As far as the Camaro, It's damn a Chevy, only thing worse than a Dodge that isn't a Ford. Don't make me laugh! Ha Ha..... ha....... What intrigues me is that the Viper has an 8000cc engine with 10 cylinders, but the Ferrari has like 5700 and some cc's with a V12 so the pistons in the Viper must be monstrous compared to the Ferrari. Rich and I were talkin' about getting a little like two cylinder 4 stroke engine from a lawn mower or something and fixing it up, but the instead of having it intake plain air, we want to give it pure oxygen with the fuel see what it does to the performance, if the engine can withstand it. K, I'm done now.

I am fake.

No no no Dustin. This cool shit would smoke your cool shit. Oh yea... so would this ' 68 Camaro SS.

TIRED. Sleep....nighty night.

Hot. Wet. Soothing.

Shower. ;)

Brent wanna see some cool shit? Check this action out!

Lord take me from this evil place.



Cake is good(but not the group)

Know what we should do? We should all include, giop1122 in our buddy lists and threaten the shit out of him. Per Lee's blog. eh? I love cake.

I worked late tonight. I've decided that I need to start saving money for college and for moving out. This house is too stressful for me.