wow.. $1,000,000??! i would.. buy my wife and i a beautiful house.. not too big.. but "nice". id buy a CUTE beagal puppy dog that we could raise and love for ever and ever. i would fix the beast up right (pimped out old school). i would probably sell the duckmobile. and the bike. i would buy a school bus and pimp IT out too... (paul knows what im talkin about.. shooot yeah.. riot city all the WAY!) i would buy one of the following... (for i am not a greedy man).. bmw z3, hummer (loaded), or a viper. just one.. only one. i think thats it.. i would put the remaining amount in stocks and junk that i would hire a cool broker to manage and make more money with... im talkin enought money for my grand kids kids to have an easy time thru college... of course.. noone gets ANYTHING till im dead!! BWAHAHAH!!! ok... thats enough.