Lesbians? Um. I know a lesbian. Her name is Guda Chubbs aka Parmesan and her thighs be like this...BAM bitch! Cottage cheese in the hizzouse! She got more cheese than fucking Velveeta. Anywhoo...she's pretty rank. No one likes her. She hangs around tattoo shops and fast food joints, moochin' off of other people and spreadin' disease. You can smell her rotten poon from exactly 15.3 feet away. I've measured.

Lesbians are all right. But I don't like them nearly as much as I like gay bois.