Hi. and Hi again. Hi to you! and Hi to you. I would just like to say that I am scared to death to talk to travis tomorrow!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA fucking HAH! Okay, well apparently Loveland and Greeley Central had a football game against each other, right? OH FLIPPIN' JESUS. The guys on our team were complaining the Loveland dudes' jerseys felt greasy and were hard to hold onto. So, under further examination it was discovered that the entire Loveland team had sprayed Pam cooking spray on their jerseys before the game. Therefore, it made them harder to tackle. Get it? Hah. Mmkay.

There was a thing on 9 News about it and an article on ESPN. Teeheeeeee.

Loveland High School football coach John Poovey admits his players sprayed cooking spray on their uniforms, but he says he didn't know it was against the rules.

The Colorado High School Activities Association has put Loveland on notice that it won't be able to take part in the playoffs or the 4-A championships until the issue is resolved. That means the team might not be able to defend its state title.

Poovey says he had heard that spraying the uniforms was not illegal and had been told by officials that it was not illegal. He says he didn't realize until after CHSAA took action that slickening uniforms is not allowed.

Loveland players were ordered to change into clean uniforms during Friday's game against Greeley Central after Greeley Central players complained. Loveland won the game 20-12.

Dude. Banana condoms, chocolate condoms, lemon condoms, and cherry berry condoms. Huh, Markelle? :D Here at work as usual. Ummmmm, doing nothing. Just took a "QUIZ" on the keyboard and mouse. "Right click on 'My Computer.' What happens?" It was so stupid. We are talking below basics here. So go me, I win.

Brent, you will LOVE this job! <3<3

Condoms, condoms, condoms, children! ;)

I am naked at Mindy's house!!!!! Weeeeeehaaa!

Hmmmm, I am so tired. Going to school early sucks.

What the hell is this shit that happened at the Loveland (?) / Greeley Central football game? Something about nonstick cooking spray?

No prob Dani, have fun!

I'm going to be "out of town" for the Thespian Convention Nov. 1-3...so I'm pretty sure I can't post, is that okay?

Like I said, I never saw why they were so cool to guys. Well, the two for one deal but hey.... :).

Ok goodnight!

Damn I love being naked. But it is better with company. ::winks at YOU:: Anyway back to the lesbian topic. I think they are cool shit! I don't know much about them, maybe you should ask Krista and Hannah. :P One thing is for damn sure, If I were a woman, lesbian would be the only way to go!

Alrighty. Sorry being a bitch. You people who don't blog are gone. Don't get mad. If you didn't blog here, then you should have no reason to get pissed, it wasn't that big a deal to you anyway I guess. And for the people still on? .... please blog AT LEAST every other day or I will kick you off. I don't know. Blogs aren't imporant but I want to do something with this. Bad. So blog about whatever you want or something stupid. Just do it at least every other day. Thanks.

I have a 3 page paper due tomorrow and I haven't even started it yet.



What the hell am I blogging for?

Mindy. Are you blogging from work or what fuck? I will probably be in bed by the time you get home...since, ya know...I suck like that and all. I have to be in for ELO at fucking 8 am cuz some raging bulldyke BITCH fucked up our group project and I had to burn our radio broadcast on a CD and...err. FUCK HER. I hate working in groups. Die. Death. Kill. Mmmm. Delicious.

Woohoo! So far, Dani, Markelle, and Brent will not be kicked off. C'mon, I still need Richard, Cassie, Lee, and Dustin to do something here.

Where, Brent? At Skyes?



Work fucking pisses me off. BAH.

NO MORE FREE PIZZA BRENT?! FUCK YOU! No. Not really. I will miss Blackjack but it's cool that you got a job, pinche jota. :D

MICHAEL JACKSON...the song from Free Willy. Ya know?! I LOVE THIS SHIT. Aaaaah!

Boo. I love naked. Please don't kick me off. I promise to do better!!!!!!! He he. Called sykes, they are strange strange people, but it looks like i have a job so yea!!!!!!

Goddamnit you people, blog already! I am about to kick you "dead" people off. The people who don't blog today I am booting. And don't get pissed if I kick you off because you weren't blogging anyway. I am going to start requiring a post from everyone at LEAST every other day. Seriously, I know you people are busy and shit but goddamn, we ALL get online. I know this for a fact. It's not that hard to stop by and tell us how your day went or whatever. Post sommmmething please!

DEKAN MA I.

Whassup foolios? I worked the Trilogy last night...it was pretty schweet. I think Lisa made a little boy pee his pants, seriously.

Thank God I don't have school today. But I do have some girls coming over to work on a project. Ugh. I am kinda dreading that. But oh well, it's gotta be done since it's due Tuesday. We have to recreate a WWII broadcast. Fun.

Headache pain in brain.

Eww. *shudders* Everett is so fucking sick. I am glad his ass stopped talking to me a while back. Jesus.

I am tired...like PISS tired. I went to the Triology in the mall tonight. It rocked. I also went to Higher Grounds and although I hate it there, I actually had a good time! Woo! :D

And yes. Most of the lezzies I've seen, @ least here in town, are butch women with 'staches and huge beer guts. And their hair is greasy. So. Hmm.

MINDY COME HOME TO ME NOOOOOW!

Sure you're not talking about Everett, Markie? ;)

Why do guys like lesbians but the second gay guys are mentioned, people want to barf? Man, two chicks getting it on isn't exactly something that's fun to see. Sure, you watch TV and you see two big breasted bimbos that are all silicon and legs and they're kissing and rubbing each other and guys are all HELLLL YEAH!! But dude, in real life, lesbians don't look like that. They're.... just women. And not to be mean but most of the lesbians I have seen are kinda butch or really manly. But hey.... it's your own thing.

LMFAO @ Markelle. You are crazy!

New Found Schism: FUCKING JESUS ON A FUCKING EGG BEATER!

Lesbians? Um. I know a lesbian. Her name is Guda Chubbs aka Parmesan and her thighs be like this...BAM bitch! Cottage cheese in the hizzouse! She got more cheese than fucking Velveeta. Anywhoo...she's pretty rank. No one likes her. She hangs around tattoo shops and fast food joints, moochin' off of other people and spreadin' disease. You can smell her rotten poon from exactly 15.3 feet away. I've measured.

Lesbians are all right. But I don't like them nearly as much as I like gay bois.

Well.. lets see.. I think I have a topic that might stir up some excitement.. lesbians.. why don't we all talk about lesbians..(hehe) I think that it is your own perogative (SP?) and I don't have a problem with them.. but anyway.. the thought just popped into my mind when I came here today so there you go.. have at it. night night

Oh yeah. And ANOTHER thing. He never wants to do anything with chicks. MY GOD. What the hell?! If he's invited somewhere...he passes. If he has a chance just to go chill with the chicks...no, he'd rather sit home and wank off in AOL chat rooms than have real conversations with real girls.

*huffs*

Well, fuck it. I will blog. I can't think of a friggin' costume for the Halloween party. Suck! Errrr.

Maybe the perfect costume will fall into my hands between now and Saturday. Prolly not, though.

So, there is this guy online. He bugs me to no end. Like, seriously, you cannot even BELIEVE this guy. All he does is talk about the fucking GIRLS he likes...and how they don't want him or anything. JESUS. Boo hoo mother FUCKING hoo...cry me a RIVER why dontcha?! It's like this little self-pity party that he fucking throws for himself. He won't fucking get off the god damn computer long enough to interact with girls, so how does he except them to just up and like him?! My lord. And another thing...I can't remember what it was. I'll get back to you on that one.

Well, I am out of topic ideas. I mean, I could use some but they are really broad or are just boring. And no one posts really until I tell them to so I am just going to leave it open topic for a while until I think of what to do with this site.

Hmm .. I would buy Rich and I a house.. and I would bye my Mom a house and my dad a house.. and I would buy a sweet car and pay off the insurance for years and years to come.. I would buy a sweet ass camera, and a photography shop.. and hmm.. and I would get richard a sweet ass computer.. and I would get me a sweet ass computer.. I would.. put away money for my borther's and sister's college.. and I would get them nice cars.. and I would replace my cd collection and richs.. I would plan a wonderful trip around the world for rich and I .. then we would settle at home and have kids.. with the rest of the money (if there is anything left) I would put it away and invest and junk.. and I think that is it!

I say keep it open! I can think of a few topics..

wow.. $1,000,000??! i would.. buy my wife and i a beautiful house.. not too big.. but "nice". id buy a CUTE beagal puppy dog that we could raise and love for ever and ever. i would fix the beast up right (pimped out old school). i would probably sell the duckmobile. and the bike. i would buy a school bus and pimp IT out too... (paul knows what im talkin about.. shooot yeah.. riot city all the WAY!) i would buy one of the following... (for i am not a greedy man).. bmw z3, hummer (loaded), or a viper. just one.. only one. i think thats it.. i would put the remaining amount in stocks and junk that i would hire a cool broker to manage and make more money with... im talkin enought money for my grand kids kids to have an easy time thru college... of course.. noone gets ANYTHING till im dead!! BWAHAHAH!!! ok... thats enough.

The Naked Blog is feeling blue. People rarely post on it anymore. For those of you who have been posting, thank you. And I realize everyone is busy. This blog isn't super important, I made it for fun. :)

I just need to decide what to do with it now because it's just sitting here. I'll get back to you all on this.

HELLO NAKED!!!!!!!!!

Yeah Dani, cheerleading was a lot of fun because that is what I loved to do BUT I hate the other girls who did it with me. They're are walking talking stereotypes. "Like, OMG!! Totally! Like, I'm so cute! OMG!" That's what I hated. Here I am, Miss Freddy Krueger Lovin' Cussing Site Ownin' Freak and they are drive jeeps that say PRINCESS on the back. I hate those types of girls. We had to wear a lot of stuff. And all the cool outfits we had no one else wanted to wear except me. Then there were always one or two girls on the squad who basically ran it along with their moms. It was THEIR fucking team. I HATTTTEE!!!!! IT SCARS YOU FOR LIFE!!

Ok, sorry. I will try and find a pic! :)

Mindy, what was your whole cheerleading experience like?



I was just wondering because the JV squad at school was really annoying me today :P.. like did you have to wear all these cheer shirts and your outfits and stuff almost everyday to school? Were the girls really as cliquey and snobby as they appear? Post a picture! ;)

Bleh.

One million dollars would buy me a house, an SUV (fuck a car), a restaurant for my mom, a dealership for my dad, and pay for my college. And, of course, I would put some in the bank and maybe invest some in s'more Schnauzers! Weeehooo.

Put it all in the bank, and collect some mad interest, then after a few months, buy a car, some clothes, and a house for me and my mom. :P

What would I do with a million dollars? I know this!



First thing I would do is fly my ass and all of my friends to Orlando, so we can all go to Disney World. Hell yes. And I would totally buy a butt load of clothes and shoes! And most importantly, A COMPUTER just for me!



But the thing I would want to do most with my money would be to buy out the first two rows of every *N Sync Concert on their tour. So then I could bring all of my friends (MARKELLE) with me. And I would have to have a tour bus so I could travel with all of my friends to every tour date! Oh God yes! (I have thought about this WAY too much!)



Maybe I should start buying Loto tickets?

I am kinda running out of topics here but I guess it doesn't matter. Not a lot of people post anymore. :/

Ok.... what would I do with a million dollars.... hmmmmm. I don't think I would go out and just blow it all. I would seriously put some of that shit in the bank. And if I was smart enough, I would play the stocks. But after seeing The Boiler Room, I wouldn't want my life to go straight down the drain. :/

If I had to just go and buy something immediately, I would get clothes, an apartment, and maybe give some to my mom and dad. They've paid for me my entire life. I want to return the favor. My mom wants a corvette very very badly. ;)

And for some random fun.... No sugar, No Artificial Colors, No Artificial Flavors (no wonder it tastes like shit), No Preservatives, Sodium Free, No Wheat, No Gluten, No Corn, No Soy, Yeast Free.

I will blog since no one else wants to. *hmph* Just messin'.

I wanna go to the haunted house thing @ the mall, but fuck...$10?! That is a lot of goddamn money and I am like, damn near broke here. Yaknowahmean?

I WANT CHINESE FOOD YOU FUCKER!!

Where the hell is everybody?

Hey Liter Peter. Where's my *N CEST ticket, eh you poon?! :D

My best present ever... There are a few things that stick out in my mind, but nothing huge. I enjoy the little things, pictures, cards, or just showing up is a present in itself.



I know I give good presents. This year I got one of my friends an *N Sync concert ticket for her birthday. Yeah $75 on a damn ticket, but I knew she wanted to go. The thing I will do for my friends... amazing!

I do have to say that my best present would be moving to greeley. It was hard to leave behind all my friends in Arizona, but moving here and meeting all of you was my best present. So I agree with cassie mostly. My family and friends.

Hmm.. I really don't know what my best present was.. I think it would have to be my family and my friends.. I don't know who gave them too me.. I guess it isn't really a present.. but I wouldn't be able to go on with out them! Thanks you guys...

My best present was...hmm...probably my stuffed animal Wrinkles, because he's been everywhere with me. I mean, up until really recently I took him everywhere. On out of state trips, to sleepovers, etc. He's my bitch. I love him.

I think my dogs, Lacey and Kai were two really good presents, even though they were technically for my mom. Ya know, whatever. ;D

Topic change. What was the best present you have ever gotten. I was sitting here thinking about it and I think the best was Markelle. Yep, Markelle was my present. HAHA! My parents told me they had Markelle so I wouldn't be lonely. Now, whether that is 100% true or not, I have no idea. And even though we fight more than anything, it would suck living at home alone with just my parents. :P

I changed my mind... I only love Markelle.

Oh yeah. I love camping and having to "rough" it in an RV. Now that is fun shit. I also love Mari Mari perfume. I <3 polar ice gum and horror movies. I really enjoy WRITING. Mmkay. Even though I fucking suck @ it most of the time.

I love my family, friends, *N Sync, my dog, my Grandpa's cooking, the smell of rain and all of that good shit!



I love Will Smith, Marky Mark, Bruce Willis, Trevor (not from O-Town), Morgan Freeman, Sean Patrick Thomas, Eddie Murphy, the old man off Law and Order, Gilbert Grape, Jimmy Fallon, Mike Myers, Christopher Walken (even though he scares the shit out of me), Justin Timberlake, and millions more.

I love gay people. I love the fruitiest fishnet-wearin-diva-listenin'-ricky-martin-worshippin' gay guys! Like Adrian(na).

I love Chinese food and sharp objects. And I love ballpoint pens! SHIT.

I love weekends and days where there's no school.

I love Andy Dick. I wanna habhisbabies fo' sho!

I love to hate.

Ok, new topic. Instead of I hate bla bla, it's now I love. So what do you love? I love a lot of things and people. :D I love waking up on Christmas morning and running to the tree. Hey, I still do that, ya know. ;-) I love making macaroni. I love finding money in places you wouldn't think money would hide in. I love designing. I love making people happy. I love poetry. I love Spongebob!! I love to get my car really clean. I love getting free pizzas (thanks Brent)! I love to sit late at night and look at the stars. I love the mountains. I love snow (and other times, hate it). I love drinking hot chocolate and snuggling up next to the fire when it's really cold outside. I love making smores. I love winning. I love silver. I love the holidays. I love dressing up for Halloween. I love carving pumpkins. I love cooking the seeds from the pumpkins. I love lipgloss. I love glitter. I LOVE GLITTTTTTTTER! I love Victoria's Secret perfume in Dream Angels Halo. I love money. I love the book I Am Legend. I love making my own magazines. I love my digital camera. I love nice people. I love my friends. I love roses. I love the glass rose Brent bought me. :) I LOVE ANYTHING 80's .... except for Tiffany. I love guitars. I love singing (even though you will probably never hear me sing). I love my kitties. ;) I love my phone. I love Freddy Krueger and anything else horror related. I love tuna sandwiches made with toast and mayo.

I love you!

I will make this simple. I hate stereotypes, period. People are people, and that should be it. Everyone is an individual and should not be catagorized no matter how they dress or how they look. So basically I hate people who stereotype you without knowing you!

Well you wanna know who I hate??? Stupid people.. Stupid customers that I have to put up with everyday OH MY GOD THEY ARE MORONS!!!! ARRRGGG.. Ok.. that is it.. pretty much.. hmm.. well sometimes I hate cops.. and sometimes I hate..hmmm.. everyone..maybe.. yeah sometimes.. like not my close friends or family or anything but .. just people in general.. ya know the ones who run around like chickens with their heads cut off when something bad happens or the ones who crowd around the gas stations just because a couple of buildings blew up. yeah .. those kinda people.. the ones that are paranoid.. and the ones that stocked up for Y2K.. ya know.. well anyway..I am done now

I hate fuckers. Yes. Fuckers suck.

Simply put, I hate Hypocrites! People who don't/won't compromise, and people who think they are something they aren't!

Oh boy...



First off, I hate posers. Fucking girls wearing all Abercrombine and then a spiked belt? Uh, no. People who say, "Yea, im a skater,", but have no idea how to skateboard. People saying they are punkers, but then argue that Slipknot is punk. Uh, no. I hate the thespian posers.. the ones that try to be a part of our group, but can't act worth shit and act just fucking stupid.



I hate most of the entire freshman population, too. They're all posers, and or hoochies. These girls all wear pants that are way too tight, and are the SNOBBIEST fucking people on earth.They call me and Zac ugly, without knowing our fucking NAMES, and they walk around thinking that the waters are going to part for them..well, no.



I hate people. In the hallways, I must get bumped into at least 30-40 times a day, shoved into a wall at least once, have my backpack yanked on numerous times...etc. Stupid fucking people can't walk faster then .23mph, and proceed to stand in circles (the cheerleaders are notorious for this) chatting, blocking the entire fucking hallway. The prep girls all lean against my locker and make a "chaa" noise every time I'm like "Uh, excuse me?" It's so fucking annoying, when it takes 4 and a half minutes to get from point A to point B because you have to shove past stupid people when it should take a minute.I guess thats what happens when you cram 1,834 kids in a building..but damn. Then in class, most of the people in their don't pay a half ass of attention, they're either too busy applying makeup (in which there's already WAY too much on), or bothering the hell out of those of us who are *trying* to learn something... so then, when we get an assignment, all of them flock to me, "the smart kid", and badger the shit out of me with questions like "Daaaaaaaaaaani, how do you do this?" "Daaaaani, whats the answer to numbers 12-30?". It makes me SO mad, its like if those fuckers would PAY ATTENTION then they wouldn't have to ask, now would they? I guess acting stupid is cute. -vomit- Jesus, I'm so annoyed with it, I just have started telling people the wrong answers *cackle*. Its funny when they're like "How the hell did you get an A and I failed? Like, chaaa!" and I'm trying not to laugh.



One girl got a D on her report card, while I got an A. She was whining to me about how she copies all my shit *cough* and how come shes failing? I called her an idiot, and she goes up to the teacher and says "How come I ask Dani all the answers and I secretly copy her papers and she has an A and I a D?!". I was like..bravo, pure idiotness right there. I just wish people would smarten up and get off their high horses and LEARN something. Leave us "smart kids" alone =/



I hate all these hooch 5 year olds, dressing like whores, talking on their fucking cell phones and acting all snobby, like their 5 going on 17. Yuck.



I hate all these people that claim to be Wiccan/Pagan, just because they watch "Charmed".



I hate hypocrites.



I hate rap music. ;D



I hate bad fucking drivers that pretty much run you over no matter what.



I hate the fact that you have to take the Pill at the same time, every day!



Thats enough for now ;)

Hmm. Well, honestly, I hate a lot of things. I hate people in general, and I don't say that to come across as anti-social. Well, screw it...I AM anti-social. I mean...I have a really short fuse. So people get on my effin' nerves all the damn time. Seriously. I could throw about ½ of the freshman population @ Central over a bloody cliff, and I would feel absolutely no remorse. Those bitches stand in the middle of the effin' hallways, creating HUGE HUGE HUGE traffic jams. Jesus.

I'm sorry, but I hate some of the dirty, nasty people in this god forsaken town. You all know what I'm talkin' bout, don't play dumb. I hate going in to Wal-Mart and having to run home and wash your face right away cuz of the GREASE that has PERMEATED your skin from being around all of the trash in that store. My lawd. Shit. I hate people who don't speak English and then expect US to know what the HELL they are talkin' bout. Um...no, asses. I HATE TACO BELL FOR NOT GIVING ME MY FUCKING RICE! I hate how no one there can speak a SPECK of English and they end up keeping half your order and giving you, like, one taco. I hate being so damn lazy that I won't ever go back inside to get what they didn't give me.

I hate the people at Higher Grounds. I hate the little 5 year olds that sit there and smoke and wear their Slipknot shirts and spikes and bring their skateboards and mess around and look like complete idiots. I hate people who can't friggin' drive. I hate people who pick their camel-toe wedgies. Wait, screw that, I hate people that GET camel-toes wedgies. Wear some looser pants/underwear, you sick asses!

I hate hoochies that wear tight ass pants and booty-clap (right Lisa?) to get attention from the pimps. I HATE P. DIDDY COMBS. I hate Destiny's Child and *N CEST and all of that stupid shit. I hate those friggin' stinkbug things that make your hands smell like WEIRD rotten strawberry lotion!

I hate Eminem, but I would like to bear his children. I HATE SMART PEOPLE! I don't like the majority of the thespians @ my school.

I hate boys.

I hate how the chicken quesadillas are so effin' spicy...and how my pussy white ass can't handle that! I friggin' thought the pizza corn nuts were SPICY. Damn me.

I HATE PROCRASTINATION!!

I hate haters.

I HATE YOU, HIM, THEM, IT, HER, US, ME.

Oh Mindy, here I go...



I hate people who are fat and won't admit to the fact! COVER UP YOUR ROLLS! And bathe please, no one wants to smell your rank ass no more! And for Jesus' sake, CLOSE YOUR LEGS, I seriously want to barf when the smell of yeast fills the room. Ever heard of soap? Or manners? God, I hate it when people belch in public, then on top of that, when they think it's cool to do so! I wish those people would fall off the face of the planet! And whores, I hate whores! Especially the whores who tell everyone their business and explain in great detail what they do, who they do and HOW they do it! Do you people have nothing better to do? Jesus Christ, I could go on this for hours, but I think I'll stop now.

New topic.

Ok, I hate a lot of things but lately it seems that I hate the net the most. Fucking idiot bitches like to make people's lives a living hell. Won't bug me anymore, you all suck my asshole!! FUCKKKKKK YOOOOOU!!

Wow. I sure could use some Rooty-Tooty-Fresh-N-Fruity shit over @ IHOP. With...let's seeeee...STRAWBERRIES on top, hmm? Oh, c'mon, you know you want some. Bring it.

EEERRRR$#)886 %($#@&% 5943!!!!!

I'm living a nightmare.

This is going to sound weird but, I am afraid to grow up. Like Mindy, I would much rather know what is going to happen. The thought of growing up and moving away from everything/everyone that is important to me is really scary and sad. I wish that I could stay a kid forever and never have to gow up. That and Mindy leaving me are the two things that worry me the most.



I have been lucky in the whole dream world. I haven't had a nightmare for as long as I can remember. The only thing I really remember about my nightmares were just the ones I had when I was little. The killer man chasing me and my feet seem heavy. I can't get away from him, but he never seems to catch me. ::shrugs:: Other than that I really don't have nightmares.

Shit, I dunno what my worst nightmare was/is. I guess one thing I really fear is the future. I am scared to go off to college. I am scared to stay in Greeley and live here for the rest of my fucking life, but at the same time, I'm afraid to move away from my family and friends.

I've had dreams where family members have died, and it blows. :(

Ok, changed the topic. It's now "worst nightmare" and that can be an actual nightmare you've had or something that could happen (already happened) to you in real life that would (already has) crush(ed) your world.

I can't pick one so I am just going to say a few things. One would be you going bye-bye. :*( DON'T LEAVE ME BRENT! Heh! Mindy's way attached now, isn't she? I think another "nightmare" would be growing up as a bum. I want to know what's going to happen to my life. I'm not one of those happy motherfuckers who likes to be given whatever's thrown at them. I don't like the thrill of not knowing. I want shit to be planned, even though I know it can't be that way all the time.

As far as a nightmare/dream goes, I remember dreaming about all my friends and family getting slaughtered right before my eyes. It was pretty awful. It's one of those nightmares you wake up from and you're shaky and crying and hysterical. I also had a dream that Brent got killed in a car accident when I was sitting right next to him. :( It was so beyond sad, you guys. I remember looking over at him talking, and he smiled, and then all of a sudden I see this truck coming straight towards him on the drivers side and it hit him and he like.... broke in two. ::shakes:: Not cool!! :*( Sad now.

Homecoming was fun. Today is gonna be boring though. I mean...gah...Sundays just blow in general. *sigh* I guess I could do homework today.

My best childhood memory... I have a million, and would you believe it, they all involve Mindy and Markelle. But the one that sticks out most in my mind was the time me and Mindy ran around in my front yard with trash bags over our heads. We were running into each other and all of that fun shit. Damn, those were the days!

I still take "free to 12 and under" cookies from grocery stores ;D





I wish I knew you guys.. .im only an hour or 2 away ?? lol.

Oh man, Markelle! I forgot about some of that stuff! :*( Yeah, we used to have a blast doing that crap! God. I say when we can and when everyone else can.... we have a GIANT ass sleepover. I am talking like everyone piles in a room and YEAH! That would rock so much! Hey Lisa, when your parents leave, can me and Marko stay over? Man, that would be AWESOME!!!!

Damn, I remember getting free cookies from Toddy's. You had to be like 12 or 13 or younger but I got them anyway. :D

I also remember when I was "grounded" and I couldn't do anything, Lisa would run over and give notes to me through my window. And I'd write her back, call her, and then she'd come back over and get it. Hahahaha!!

Oh yeah...favorite childhood memory...

DEFINITELY the same as Mindy! I loved being retarded with Lisa and Mindy during the summers. We'd have sleepovers and play Colored Egg and all of these stupid ass games that were TOTALLY fun! :D

We'd stay outside until all hours of the night (which was actually usually only until, like, 10 pm) and play in the street...draw on it with chalk, and hang out doing nothing. Member when we used to twirl around in the fucking front yard until we'd get so dizzy we'd collapse in a heap?! That was ghetto ass fun shit!

We used to bring out the radio in the driveway and play Castle Kelly and dance...or groove out to Ace of Base and Bone Thugs. SHIT YEAH! We'd go to the pool and always get that cool ass taffy shit from the concession stand!

We'd sled down Cottonwood Park's hills (ghetto) and even down the STREET on our friggin' coats! ;D Then we'd go home and drink hot chocolate and all of that good shit.

More recently, we'd throw water filled condoms off of my backporch. Damn, those things are durable. Go figure.

I remember choir concerts and school events. Solos and shit! And pogo sticks! Trampolining in Ryan's backyard, always trying to "sky" people! Haha!

I remember free cookies @ Toddy's and dumpster diving...and GUTTER WATER and all of that fucking cool ass shit!

I miss those days so bad! We have to do s'more of that shit this next summer!

*sighs* Childhood memories. Okay, I'm sad now!

Homecoming tonight. Woo woo! :D

Ghetto.

Sometimes when I shower I like to sing real loud and pretend I am a good singer person. This one time, in the shower, I was singing, and I slipped and I broke my mic.:( Then everyone in the croud laughed at me. It made me sad. Don't ask. I don't know!



Childhood memory eh? Well.... Mine would just have to be being younger in Arizona, and we used to have ALL the kids on the block come over and play basketball. That is all we did 24/7. I miss those days! That and living in the same city as all of my family. We all used to live in Mesa Arizona, and I always got to see my cousins and now they live all over the United states..

Hmm... I'd have to say elementary school. I had so much fun doing backflips off the swings at recess (until some stupid 3rd grader tried it and twisted her ankle and got it banned) and playing on the Worm until they got rid of it and Outdoor Lab and all that fun stuff.



Maybe thats all why I still love playgrounds.

Alrighty, I changed the topic. It's now favorite childhood memory. I think my favorite was when Markelle, Lisa, and I would run around our neighborhood when we were younger and just have fun. Stay out late during the summer. Ride our bikes to 7-11. Play hide and seek in our neighbors yard. Water balloons. LOLLY'S DUMPSTER! Wahahahahaha!! We seriously rock! I wish we could still do that stuff. :*(

Ok I will try this again. The best day was the day you walked into my life. I can't say what the worst day was, It is kind of personal. Sorry.

My God. The net.... it's SO FUCKING BORING!! I mean, I get on, check my mail, blog, answer people's guestbook entries, and that's pretty much it. Today I was so damn bored that I just sat online doing whatever I could. Damn it blew. I ran out of shit to do quick! And I want to redesign so bad but everything I have made so far is like.... ok. Yeah. ::trash::

Sorry, I know I'm not on the topic but I already posted about my worst and best day. I am just hella bored right now. I think I will do and update some shit on 5ilver (even though I am DAMN tired of it) and then go and read up on what my new checking account has to offer me. :D

The Best day of my Life: Probably when I met Mindy and Markelle. I couldn't have better friends than them. :)



The Worst day of my Life: When I found out my Grandma had Cancer. :(

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE: I dunno. Don't really have a certain DAY or whatever, but I guess this past summer was fun, with all of the um...*cough* ahem ACTIVITIES my friends and I did. And the very end of school last year. Last year as a whole was pretty damn schweet. Oh, and also...when I went to California and shit that one summer. FUCK yeah.

WORST DAY OF MY LIFE: When I found out Kurt Loder was gay.

*cries*

Hey, off subject really quick. If you're bored and need a new shirt, tank top, pair of boxers, mousepad, mug, hat, or bag.... then I suggest you pick one up.... NAKED STYLE!! ;) It's our new store!

I would have to say that the one of the best days of my life was graduation day. I was so happy that I actually made it and I didn't have to go to school ever again if that’s what I decided to do. The other best days were the ones I realized I was in love and the night we all slept over at Mike's. I know that sounds gay but it really was one of the happiest days of my life.

On the other hand, I've had plenty of bad days too. Nothing dramatic happens I just have REALLY super bad days and it sucks. But I haven't had one in a while and I am grateful. I love you Dustin!

P.S. Sorry I haven’t been posting here. I’ll try and get my ass in gear and blog more often.

That is a HARD question. I can't really pick out a best or a worst day of my life, theres been some bad things and some good, but nothing *spectacularly* out of the range. So, I have no comment :P

The best day of my life. Yes, that is easy. It was with YOU, honeypoo! Hahaha, ok yes, laugh at Mindy because she is supreme dorkus. ::bows::

Worst day. Oh shit. Yeah, that is a hard question. I guess I can't remember EXACTLY what I was feeling but I think it was the day I found out my mom had breast cancer. I was at my Aunt's and I remember they called and told us and I couldn't even finish my friggin' homework. I couldn't think. I was in like 6th grade but I remember thinking anything with the word "cancer" in it is automatically bad. :*(

I've had a lot of shit come close though. I wish I had more good than bad. I could lock myself in my room and block out the world and I would be "neutral," I guess. And then I wouldn't have to worry about shitty days where killing someone would be a great solution. But then again, I would be bored. And lonely. And sad times. ::sniffs::

Well that is an easy one! They day I got married. It was the most wonerful day of my life! And Ever since then it just keeps getting better!... Hmm I really don't know what the worst day of my life was. I have a few that are runners up but. hmm.. they kinda don't matter anymore when you consider the best day of my life. So.. hmm.. I would have to say...well there isn't really one day. But I think it is the worst when someone in my family is having problems... when they are hurt or when they are in trouble. And the runner up to that was the day before my wedding at my rehersal dinner. HOLY SHIT.. I have never been so frustrated in my life!

Hey all, I am really amazed how people are responding to this now! WEE!

Ok, I know this topic has been used before but maybe it will really start some cool interaction. The topic now is "best and worst day of your life." So far, that is. I am going to post about it later. If I start on it now, I will be late for work. Adios mis amigos.

Just imagine getting up in front of the entire class in khaki pants, with your entire ass and splotches of the back of your thigh soaked in blood. Now THAT bites.

gotta point there.. poppin' wood at the thanksgiving table bites the big one. :-\

I am so glad I don't wear makeup. I just take a shower at night, wake up in the morning at 6:30, spend 5 minutes getting dressed, 5 minutes washing my face and brushing my teeth, 5 minutes curling the ends of my hair, and then I just put on deodorant and some perfume and slack off until I leave at 7. Sometimes, I might put on a light bit of silver eyeshadow, or some loose glitter, but its rare.

WOW. People are POSTING?! Shit yeah! :D

I agree. I think guys have it easier. I mean, sure, they are supposed to be all macho and tough and all of that bullshit, but hey, that's the role society has confined males to, right?

Girls, on the other hand, get the short ass end of the stick. I mean shit...like everyone's said, all of the cramps, bloating, pregnancy, morning sickness, moodiness, etc.

Girls who play hard to get are labeled bitches. Girls who are willing are sluts. Guys who are hard to get = suave. Guys who are willing = players. Guys are praised and glorified for having lots of female partners. Girls aren't. They are whores, sluts, tramps, etc.

Guys don't have to wear makeup, do their hair, wonder if their butt looks too big, etc. They don't have to go through an entire beauty regiment to "glam up" for girls. I mean shit, hop in the shower, towel dry your hair, (preferably) brush your teeth and put on deodorant and cologne, and it's out the door. Girls = eyeliner, mascara, eyeshadow, concealer, foundation, lipliner, lipstick, lipgloss, etc. And the HAIR products most girls use! Fuck. The money spent to buy them is enough to bring a small country out of poverty! The gel, the gloss, the anti-frizz serum. Mother of LAWD save us all!

Guys don't have to shave anything but their face and even THAT is optional!

Guys can sweat and it's supposed to be considered sexy and manly and just part of what guys do. Girls sweat and it's unattractive and gross.

OH YEAH, and girls have to fucking put up with the stereotype of being weak and psycho. I mean...women are seen as nagging, evil, whiney beings. Wait...nevermind, we pretty much are. Scratch that.

I guess one of the worst things about being a chick is having to move ahead in a TYPICALLY male-dominated society. I mean, yeah yeah, we are all equal supposedly, but I think there's still lotsa shit women have to go through in the workplace and shit like that. It's hardc0re ghetto!

More women are raped and abused either physically or mentally than males in relationships. Most of the offenders are male, as well. Girls are rarely ever the offenders in sexual assault cases.

Okay. That was my little rant/insane ramble.

P.S. Guys have it semi-bad. I mean, spontaneously popping wood? Gotta suck. What if that shit happens @ the dinner table during THANKSGIVING dinner?! Mwahahahahahahaha. I laugh in all of the males' general directions. Oh yeah...hahaha. And most girls can get away with being into "guy things" without being called butch or lesbians. We can be into cars, and guys think it's cool. We can love sports, and we can wear baggy, guyish clothes, and nothing much is ever said, but as soon as a guy gets into knitting or Martha Stewart...forget it. He's automatically a fruit. And besides, lesbians are seen as "cool" and gay men are seen as disgusting and an abomination of nature. :( Sad times.

Aw, now this is more like it. Markelle, we need to make weekly discussions for people!

Nice answers, people! I am impressed with your thinking. I am going to sit down and write a list of questions we can go over each week. In fact, I will make it part of the layout. :)

I am a guy, but...... I am going to have to agree with the girls on this one. Guys do go through the whole voice changing thing, but lucky for me my voice never cracked. But yes, bleeding and having cramps is way worse than just being embarrassed.

I personally NEVER want children. I would be such a whiny sack of horseshit during the pregnancy, I'd probably go into cardiac arrest during birth, and I would be such an impatient, rude, bitchy mom that yea. No babies for Dani, and If I do, one day, say I want one and plan to get pregnant, Markie, will you please push me down a long flight of stairs?

Guys. They dont have cramps, bleeding, tenderness, vaginal itching, pregnancy, social pressures to be thin and to look pretty and all that shit, they don't have to wear bras, etcetera.



I personally don't trust anything that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die.

Please forgive me, Oh Mistress of the Blog! now.. back on subject.... girls have it WAY easier! you think cramps are bad? try going for months (years in some cases) not knowing if you're going to sound like Barry White or Steve Erkell!! talk about emBARassing! that and the fact that guys have to puff themselves up and try to be all buff to get "females" to notice them (unless your lucky) and all girls have to do to have a guy "interested" in them is.. well.. show up! wow.. was that sexist. but hey.. thats the way the cookie crook crumbles! err.. something like that. girls can just hang and be real and share emotions and junk and guys have to hide all trace of emotion. criing in public?.. big no no. deep conversation about feelings?... few and far between. showing an interest in interior design?!.. whoa.. you better move to canada. see? no fair at all.. girls have it WAY easier. pregnancy? shoot. you might complain cuz its SO painful. but to have the amazing ability to bring life into the world. to pass on part of your body (and someone else's, obviously) into something that will live and grow and learn and love and call you "papa" or "mama". i imagine the feeling of being a father and having the person you love and care for more than anything in the world bring a little part of you into the world would be so unbelieveable.. that to be able to actually be the one who BRINGS that little person into the world would be simply miraculous.
the cramps thing i could live without though.

Oh hey, P.S. This is supposed to be a group blog and I am going to kick about four of you off soon for not doing anything. I know everyone is "busy" or whatever but come on, how long does it take to post something? A few seconds.

Guys definitely have it easier. I could get into the whole "period, pregnant, cramps, PMS" discussion but it would kind of be a waste because we've all heard it before. Yeah, I think guys do. But then again, the whole voice cracking shit really sucks for them. I still know guys my age and older who sound like they haven't gotten out of puberty yet.

What's up, my bitches?

QUESTION TIME: Who has it easier, guys or girls?

Age old question. Cheesy, I fucking know, but oh well, deal with it. I'm trying to stimulate conversation here, cuz it's been kinda dead, in case you've been under a rock and haven't noticed.

Everyone IM MellowDiv and tell him/her that they are a fruity son of a cock, mmkay?

Sleep. Oh my goosy lucy, I want sleep.

I am so bored! God help me!!!!!

sleep....What is that??

In the event of ah earthquake, please remain calm and seek shelter in th' nearest collapsing acrchitectural structure. Shibby ee dibbiddy da who? and then there was cake.

*yawn*